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Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Popcorn, Apr 20, 2013.
Here is my introduction post.
why hello there
I remember when I saw you in the kitchen , so how's the butter faggot.
Butter's all over me. You would not believe how badly she wants me to pop my dick inside her.
I thought Salt would be a bit jealous, but turns out Salt is down with group sex.
Butter's a slut.
I was wondering why I was getting bread crumbs in my dick.
Better than salt in my dick, though.
First 4 pics are fucking horrible, then the rest can be fapped to
Also op is a fag
Well OP you beat me to the blood ,and gore so here
Welcome to EDF.
Also, choose one and I'll tell you which is ur particular mental sickness:
More at www.hobosexual.com
What are my choices for: join in, murder, most enjoyed, etc?
Murder: The black thing
Join in: Rather shoot myself
Most enjoyed: None.
Ah, yes. The Great Negro Cum War of 2003.
I lost half my family in that war.
OP was going well until the intro post was Ronnyfied.
I'll just leave this here, along with a warning about popcorn: it's all tasty and yummy until one of the unpopped things gets stuck in your tooth. Then it's fucking annoying, and you end up getting a toothache and punching your dog because of the pain. Then you break up with your gf because the whore doesn't like dogpunching arseholes, you lose your job and end up living under a bridge giving bj's to nameless men in exchange for half eaten cheeseburgers.
Yeah, popcorn. All fucking yummy until your fucking life falls apart. FUCK YOU OP FOR RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE!!!
This is what you look like to most of EDF:
Prepare your anus(es?)
This is a calm, and relaxing place. Why would you post such things?
This is by far the most disturbing pic in the whole thraed.
WTF is this supposed to mean zozzo??? We need the tossbag wankers philosophers of EDF in here to explain this.
So, what you're saying is that the longer I stay here the more likely this is going to happen:
It is supposed to represent how we sometimes try to protect ourselves (the armor, the sunscreen) too much and end up hurting ourselves in the end (the heatstroke he's going to have).
And also that if you pull a Don Quixote and run around dressed as a knight hot girls will want to touch you.
Most boner inducing
And don't dare to lie to me
(But my fav is this: http://www.xvideos.com/video343615/cum_on_food_-_sharing_popcorn_cum )
They all induced 0 boners.
Unless you count the boner the homeless guy in the first picture had. Then I guess that one wins, seeing as how the whale hunters in the second picture are obviously flaccid and just pretending to be sexually aroused in an attempt to catch lardo the fatass whale for a soon-to-air episode of Deadliest Catch.
And what a deadly catch it is.
A shitpost is a shitpost is a shitpost is a shitpost.