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Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by trampus, Feb 15, 2012.

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  1. trampus

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    Ediot

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    About me? Well.

    I'm fat and don't shave, my beard does happen to mostly grow around the neck.
    I'm poor.
    I'm not very smart but I pretend to be.
    I'm lazy.
    I'm a general failure.
    I'm a hypocrite.
    I like TV, cheesy foods and Angry Birds.

    Anything else you want to know about me feel free to make up yourself because it doesn't matter in the least. I look forward to contributing little to nothing to the forums and being dead weight until I die of a heart attack in a few months at the most. Byesies.
     
  2. Massgrav

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    EDF Elite

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    You are me. Jolly good.
     
  3. Rock

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    Girlvinyl

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    EDF Hero

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    Well ahoyhoy old bean
     
  5. Bottom Feeder

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    Likeicares Bitch

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    That's the average EDiot's description, you are not alone anymore. Welcome.
     
  6. scumhook

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    Managing account details

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    Fuck you.

    Now that that's out of the way, I must commend you on your sig.

    Other than that, you are about as attractive as a bucket of 3 week old goat piss.

    Hopefully your aforementioned heart attack will claim you quickly. It'll give your cats something to eat while they contemplate the overthrow of our crumbling society.

    I'd tell you to suck my dick, but you'd probably do it wrong. Sorry if that reminds you of what your daddy used to say.
     
  7. Massgrav

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    EDF Elite

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    Fuck you and your combo breaker.
     
  8. scumhook

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    As Wang, the dyslexic Chinese homo says "Sick My Duck"
     
  9. oddguy

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    The Prime Memeister

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    Listen up,You fat fuck...

    From your introduction thread i can tell right away that you are nothing but a functionally retarded,tryhard faggot.

    We do not need your kind here. But,there may be an opening available for you at the local gay brothel.
     
  10. Vheer

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    Dramacrat

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    Hi, I'm the nice one who's open to everyones opinion and style. Have fun.
     
  11. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    Hello, welcome!
    It is simply wonderful just how well the forums Electric Faggot Magnet is working.
     
  12. Vheer

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    Taking a quote and rephrasing it. How original. Do everyone a favor and kill yourself.
     
  13. CallMeMaggot

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    Girlvinyl

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    Do u remember when your internet gf saw at last ur pics and hanged herself out of shame?

    I just sold her corpse to your caseworkers

    1328317953199.

    welcome, btw
     
  14. Baya Rae 4900

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    Lawlman

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    And she's supposed to be the nice one.

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  15. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    Ok
     
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    Girlvinyl

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    Welcome