About me? Well. I'm fat and don't shave, my beard does happen to mostly grow around the neck. I'm poor. I'm not very smart but I pretend to be. I'm lazy. I'm a general failure. I'm a hypocrite. I like TV, cheesy foods and Angry Birds. Anything else you want to know about me feel free to make up yourself because it doesn't matter in the least. I look forward to contributing little to nothing to the forums and being dead weight until I die of a heart attack in a few months at the most. Byesies.