Hello, i'm new

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Samantha1, Aug 28, 2012.

  1. Samantha1

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    ugly cunt

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    Hello there, I'm new I'm kkkoonhaters girl
     
  2. Sugar Bombs

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    Hi.
    Did you know that black guys have bigger dicks than @KKKoonhater ?
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  3. Trixie

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    welcome!!! :nyan:

    i was new to this whole trolling thing to when i joined too.
    i use it to take out my pent-up pissiness from working with the general public.
    thus i still turn out to be the nicest poster here.

    also, somehow, i managed to win the poll of "the biggest cunt of EDF2".
    it's the duality of my nature. :awesome:
     
  4. Samantha1

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    ugly cunt

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  5. CallMeMaggot

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  6. n1bblir

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  7. KKKoonhater

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    ^ fake dildo
     
  8. FlamingTofuSquare

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    What is this, some kind of fucking couples retreat now?

    3673822_o.

    Fucking hell.
     
  9. Die In A Fire

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    yeah no one cares that they like each other
     
  10. KKKoonhater

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    I can think of at least 3 people who care a lot
     
  11. FlamingTofuSquare

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    Do you call them "Me", "Myself", and "I"?
     
  12. Die In A Fire

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    lol Him, his daddy and his bald-headed nanny.
     
  13. FlamingTofuSquare

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    You, yo' momma, and the whores horse you rode in on?
     
  14. KKKoonhater

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    Your care factor is pretty fucking high when it comes to my life brosephine, that's obvious.
     
  15. FlamingTofuSquare

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  16. KKKoonhater

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    Well the ex wife sure did care a lot when i dumped her, that was a lot of fun.
     
  17. FlamingTofuSquare

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    xhydra.
     
  18. OMGCoolUsernameBro

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    This is the type of shit that makes me want to rather fuck @messyjessie instead of killing myself.
     
  19. Samantha1

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    by all means go do it and stop whining
     
  20. Lyle

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  21. KKKoonhater

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    Yeah its not like he don't have access to the bitches PI, go get some herps
     
  22. faggotmaximum

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  23. KKKoonhater

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    trolling level itt is well under 9000
     
  24. faggotmaximum

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  25. Khanzer

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    Hi welcome, I'm Khanzer the EDF mascot, nice to meet you.
     
  26. scumhook

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    You're also a Jew, so you're related to @oddguy - see how you're scratching your wrists? That's an instinctive reaction to the @oddguy news, as your subconscious longs for a razorblade to bite deep into your artery.

    You clearly have serious issues around the men you date. I would guess you history includes cutters, drug addicts, and likely several men who discovered they were homosexuals during your relationship.

    The trigger for you joining EDF was the @messyjessie thread - one of the most venomous and lutzworthy threads of recent times. This is another mirror into your dark soul. Gaze into the mirror, and you'll likely see jessies putrid cunt gazing back...

    You seem like a delicate little snowflake, so here's some advice - tough it out through the hazing, become a long-standing member of EDF, then one night in a fit of drunken self-awareness, reread all your posts and blow your fucking brains out.

    Welcome to EDF. :D
     
  27. KKKoonhater

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    @Samantha1 don't take shit from rosie odonnell!!!
     
  28. demongoat

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    i'm sorry to hear that, have you figured out how you are going to kill yourself yet?

    i suggest strapping a cage of rabid badgers to your face and playing in traffic.

    oh yeah... welcome to EDF jew.
    :D
     
  29. Trixie

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    i thought that to be one of his more pleasant welcomes.
     
  30. KKKoonhater

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    Yeah but i know he really wants to rip into her lol.