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    I am making bacon wrapped turkey kabobs on the grill with my wife. We are then going to go out for ice cream. After that, i should be nice and HIGH since I am going to take 20mg of vicodin. We'll come back to our house, watch some Netflix Instant (such a shit selection of movies) and possibly have sex tonight. I have never tried to fuck while high on Vics, so i am not sure what is going to happen.

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    I am skeptical of this movie. I know it's supposed to be a Prequel, but John Carpenter did it the best. Also I love his movies (watched Escape From LA last night)
     
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    I'm kinda mad, but I don't wanna pile up the anger.
     
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    Careful on the vicodin, can make your soldier not stand at attention for active duty of the pleasurable kind.
     
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    I have heard. We'll see though. It sure shows my priorities - getting high is a rare(er) opportunity for me, while getting laid is pretty normal. I'll give you a full report tonight.
     
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    Well, it's a couple of hours before dawn here and I woke up for no good reason, so here I am. May you have a fantastic sexual intercourse while under the effect of opioids.
     
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    I am doing just fine .
     
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    Just saw a couple of episodes of Rome, then checked EDF, made a new thread (something I seldom do), and now going to sleep...bye, gentelmen and ladies
     
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    I've really fallen behind in my classes, so I've got to stay in this weekend. Problem is I can still distract myself from homework with video games, streaming Netflix, social networking, and just pacing around.
     
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    I'm assuming by now you've either scratched off all your skin or ploughed your woman like a mule, but I was going to add, doing a perfectly balanced amount of opioids results in sex that lasts for as long as you want it to, with near unlimited endurance and an "on/off cum switch," letting you nut only when you wish, all with the high that so many seek but so few can hold on to.

    Hope railing your bitch went well. If not, I'll bet netflix was pretty sweet.
     
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    I was just going to update. I am a firm believer in potentiation. I did 20mg, and after about 20 minutes i started to feel extremely nauseous. Luckily i shrugged it off and we continued to watch "Big" on Netflix. I was fine.

    When it got down to the actual sex, i was fine - no problems getting a hard on, but i noticed it did take longer for me to finish (not that she complained). The opioids also make me stay awake - after were finished, and she fell asleep, i wasted another couple of hours reading about Chris-Chan.
     
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    im drunk
     
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    made some hot chocolate ; u; fuck Canada's weather.
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    it will be a long time till this rocket man comes down.
     
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    I was gonna goout (it 5.50am here) got all set and coked out. But then the guy who was supposed to drive (we were gonna go to this giant mega-disco in an industrial park in the middle of nowhere bailed on us and we wre all way too high to drive, for some reason two of my firends got into a seriouis fight over some shit and that killed the mood, so we just stayed at my place and smoked some cheeba.

    Turns out I'm really good at posting drunk, looks to me like my ability to write cohesively and to spell does not suffer much.
     
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    Well, to say the least, that damn meme about ponies driving me to drink has some truth to it...fucking brony friends posting that shit while I talk to them...
     
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    I got pretty drunk last weekend - drank a shitload of scotch, fell asleep in my spare room while watching the X Files. Woke up the next morning totally dehydrated and i still had my jeans on.
     
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