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  1. Electric Eel

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    My name is Electric Eel. I've been lurking these forums for the past few months and have finally decided to make an account.

    I would first like to state:
    • You are all absolute shit.
    The amount of idiots on this forum trying to be somehow significant is laughable at best. Your best posters are absolutely terrible, unfunny and worst of all, not even creative. It's all been done before.
    Every so called "top poster" has the intelligence and behavior of a parrot.
    Now, I'll wait for oddguy to attention whore himself like he always does, and someone who thinks its funny to post gore to reply. Maybe your faggot brony administrators will post some ponies as well. Maybe scumhook or Dr. Rice will concatenate a plethora of hateful words in an attept to be witty and edgy on the internet. Some people will probably even go as far as to call me fumo161's sockpuppet. I welcome any moderator on this forum to prove otherwise. Stupid predictable fucks.
    I am better than all of you, please do not forget that.
     
  2. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    oh this should be interesting.
     
  3. Electric Eel

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    I've seen your posts. Get out of this thread. You will not be able to intellectually contribute to this conversation.
     
  4. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    yeah, i can see you lasting a few days here.
     
  5. Electric Eel

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    Do you honestly think that any member of this shitty forum can overwhelm me with their wit and edgy hateful posts?

    I invite you to review all your posts in shame.
     
  6. xy0xy1

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    welcome back, fumo
     
  7. Electric Eel

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    Please do not compare me to that trash.
     
  8. $$Trooper

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    no, i think you will be laughed out of here by everyone.
    and i personally reviewed my posts, and they are fucking excellent thank you.
     
  9. xy0xy1

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    whatcha mean trash, fumo is the best poster here
     
  10. $$Trooper

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    oh he is Fumo?
     
  11. Electric Eel

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    That's why absolutely no one likes you here.
     
  12. Electric Eel

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    Are you illiterate?

    Stupid predictable scum.
     
  13. $$Trooper

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    oh noes, this is bad news because i gauge my worth as a human being by how many people like me on forums.
     
  14. KelpBurn

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    Hey guy what's good in the hood? I can see you fitting right in.

    Diggity.
     
  15. Electric Eel

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    It's a show on your character when you masquerade around as if people like you.

    News Flash: no one likes you.
     
  16. oddguy

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    You do understand that by mentioning me by name on you very first post you are giving me exactly the attention i crave,right ?

    But lets get to what you posted. Usually i don't bother with this... but what you posted is so laughable i can't help myself.

    It's insanely pathetic you would go out of your way to research member of this forum so that you could begin by making this kind of post,in what i assume you think is trolling,right ?

    Your act of aloofness crumbles to the ground the moment anyone asks himself: "if you are so cool/indifferent,why did you go to all this trouble ?"
    I can just imagine you: sitting at home,planning this, your "intellectual check mate" over EDF. where you will post something SO TROLLERIFIC that everyone will just shit their pants,as you easily refute their arguments and be an awesome troll and get everyone "MAD"... then nervously posting this,your armpits still stained with sweat,and your head filled with delusions of your "epic win" soon to come.

    You,my friend,need to get a life. And coming from me,that really means something.
     
  17. xy0xy1

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    sup fumo

    instead of shitting up your own intro thread, why dont you go to HGC and shit up there

    Show us how a real poster posts
     
  18. KelpBurn

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    Hey say something mean and berating about me despite my near-obvious interest in MLP. :raritywink:
     
  19. oddguy

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  20. xy0xy1

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    quick someone shoop fumo's head on a sumo wrestler
     
  21. Helix

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    We've all seen the "I'm better and smarter than you all" act already. Funny that you mention none of us being original.
     
  22. Electric Eel

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    I went after you, because according to what I've seen so far, you are the worst poster on EDF, and the source of the most unoriginal and stupid posts. I'd like to raise a few points:
    1. You put spaces after commas.
      1. Proper Usage: I had eggs, bacon, and ham for lunch today.
      2. Your usage: I had eggs,bacon,and ham for lunch today.
    2. I do not need any planning to intellectually outwit anyone on these forums.
    3. I am not trying to "win" here. Just simply point out that the combined intellect of this forum (sans myself) is so diminutive that you will all try to attempt to "beat me" and "outwit me" on the internet, when we both know that that is not going to happen.
    I await your rebuttal. Better yet, just don't even reply.
     
  23. Electric Eel

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    So far, everyone who has staked that claim has turned out to be a laughable idiot.
     
  24. oddguy

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  25. Electric Eel

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    You are a beacon of wisdom and intellect in a vapid sea of ignorance.
     
  26. KelpBurn

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    Electric Eel, are you trying to incite a riot or are you doing this to make your e-peen bigger? The only point you're making here is that you're a dickweed who just wants to cause a shit-storm and bring attention to himself rather than make a point by insulting us.
     
  27. Electric Eel

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    Your lowly attempt at psycho-analyzing my posts to somehow distill my intentions is adorable. Continue.
     
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  29. Electric Eel

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  30. KelpBurn

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    I'm not trying to psychologically decode your posts, it's just the plain and obvious truth. I don't see what you can gain from this, and everybody else knows it. I'm not even a psych major dude.