Headless Torso Of Eastenders Actress Found In Canal

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  1. Harpoons

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    http://www.metro.co.uk/news/892431-police-divers-search-for-head-and-limbs-of-gemma-mccluskie

    It's just a shame that this hasn't happened to the rest of the actors in Eastenders as well.
     
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    If the missing head had that face attached to it then whoever did this did society a favor.
     
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    I think the real tragedy here is that she'll never again have a stiff upper lip. Not even with rigor mortis setting in.
     
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    Lol eastenders.
     
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    She's considered attractive in England (i.e. her teeth are not black, and she doesn't have a glass eye).

    Which is why I have no desire to go there. Ever.
     
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    That's only attractive for someone who lives in Chelsea
    not England altogether.
     
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    Yeah, I'm not sure whether "attractive by English standards" is a compliment or an insult.
     
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    Gemma.
     
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    Eastenders... they're a little understanding... they'll only mug you after you're dead... EASTENDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS...
     
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    you gotta wonder who she pissed off enough for that kind of effort. Maybe the guy just panicked and decided he'd try something from the movies. Minus points for not weighting the body
     
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    Must have really hated that show. No one can really understand British comedy.


    EDIT: That shit was a Drama?
     
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    They prefer the term soap opera.
     
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    If only more of them preferred actual Soap, the place would smell better...
     
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    Ah, I just read the wiki on it and it says that the show preferred to show "realism." I hope this was real enough for them.

    I doubt it. They're British, after all. There's not enough soap in the world to mask the musk of a Briton.
     
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    Lady doesn't look "British" British. She looks like some foreigner.
     
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    I wonder if Eastenders will use this in a future episode.
    I would.
     
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    Nobody cares about neighbors The Member Formerly Known As Baya, although I'm sure you'd be a lot happier if they did.
     
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    Ur a basement dweller who got teh ghey.
     
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    Ah, so you're Australian. I guess I should've known, considering the endless impotent rage you possess.
     
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    Never got why people watch this shit Schadenfreude IRL FTW
     
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    Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me you chose to watch it? Not just because there's nothing else on television at the time?