Have you sold your soul to Satan yet, EDF?

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  1. Chainsaw surgeon

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    EDF's anal hookworm

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    I've done so because he promised free buttsex for life and reincarnation as a vampire.
    What about you guys?
     
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    be careful what you wish for
     
  3. Azrael

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    Bitch, please. Satan and I team up to play strip poker against God and Jesus every Sunday. We haven't lost yet.
     
  4. scumhook

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    I sold it to a bloke named Stan.

    Fucking learning disability.

    It seemed a bit strange that the lord of darkness was wearing shorts and a wife beater.
     
  5. Solution

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    Sounds about right to me... otis_b-_driftwood_002.
    Anyway, I got this bitchn' Derpy Kitty .gif for mine!
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    Worth it!
    SEE YOU IN HELL MOTHAFUCAS!
     
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    That's nice, just in time for the holidays, Op but the problem here is ,your soul worth shit, cuz I'm sure mr satan dislike faggots.[​IMG]
     
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    What do you mean, I fought Hell on the Moon, then Earth, then on a Mars Space Station with retarded scientists who didn't know what the fuck they messed up in then and then went to Hell to purge the asshole of every demon, Hell told me I was uninvited and Satan took me off the guest list, I was only doing my job!
     
  9. Sugar Bombs

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    I never had a soul to sell.
    If I did, I'd sell it for a box of cracker jacks to show how much I don't give a shit.
     
  10. Solution

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    Dance with the Devil you say?
    crackerjack-nbn.