Have you ever noticed

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  1. Helix

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    that always, a few minutes after jizzing, you have to take a piss? I figure that's the bodies way of clearing out the tubes, so the urethra doesn't get all clogged with old, dry cum. What is the reason for this faggotry?
     
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    I think you just answered your own question.
     
  3. CallMeMaggot

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    And sometimes, if you take a while, it kinda burns till you can let the stream flow...but not always
     
  4. Helix

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    Yeah, that's exactly it
     
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    Fuck this, feels like the inside of my dick is on fire. What helps is if you dip the tip of your penis into a cup of wine, clears it out PDQ and then you're ready for more.
     
  6. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    oh mister house! you're so classy!
     
  7. Hugh Jass

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    Thank you. Just whatever you do, never get deodorant inside your dick. That fucking SpeedStick shit will burn and burn and burn and then your dick will swell up and pretty much be broken for a few days.
     
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    too bad i killed and ate mr house
     
  9. Hugh Jass

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    Personally I sided with Yes Man, only have killing him eight times for the lulz. Then at the end of the game, he mentioned he found a program that made him more assertive, so mon visage was pretty much ohboyherewego.png
     
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    did you fuck benny and crucify him for the lols?
     
  11. Hugh Jass

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    Nah I fought him in the arena hand to hand with a Machette and managed to cut his right arm and leg off with one power attack. I did blow up the Legion Camp with those radioactive barrels though, but right after I was done, Boone ran up and was like "Gimme a clip so I can do some damage" and ran off and died in the explosion. Damn it Boone, why?
     
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    boone is for easyfags, ARCADE GANNON is the only good companion
     
  13. Hugh Jass

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    But Arcade is faggots, and when you give him the YCS/186 gauss rifle he just runs up point blank range to everything and does MAXIMUM POWER LEVEL to everything. Eventually I was just like, "Nah dude, I never asked for this."
     
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    but boone just snipes everything and doesn't allow you to run up to raiders and punch them to death
     
  15. Hugh Jass

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    True. I loved making a character for the sole purpose of running up to people and hitting them in the face with a sledgehammer.
     
  16. Helix

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    why are you people fagging up my poor thread?
     
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    Try drinking straight vodka, and eating 12 tacos. Don't piss or shit for 6 hours. Masturbate. Ejaculate. Then proceed to let your bowels loose. It's the greatest fucking feeling you can ever experience. Nevermind the blood, it's part of the thrill.