Have you ever met a furry in real life?

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Have you ever met a furry in real life?

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  1. supernipple

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    Ediot

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    If you have, what were they like?
    If you haven't, what makes you so quick to judge people that you haven't actually met?
     
  2. Jazeps

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    I voted no but then I remembered that my brother and all of his friends are furfags. Other than that, no, I haven't met any fags but I once saw some black kid with glasses and an afro passing by me last year, and he was wearing a tail. Has anyone here fucked with a furfag in real life? Not literally or anything that would be gay
     
  3. supernipple

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    I have only found one, she was this asian girl in my math class. Pretty quiet, seemed nice drew anthro shit in her notebook.
     
  4. supernipple

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    Heh I met someone with a similar scenario as you, some kid was in an anti furry group, I was talking to him and he said his brother was a furry and he found 30 gigs of renamon porn on his pc.
     
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    thinking about it I saw a couple ones in the electric zoo festival...not a pleasure see that kind of specimens lol
     
  6. lulzbomb

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    Does actually fucking one count ?
    Biggest mistake of my life . She was so clingy ,and called me at work ,and texted me all the time WTF!!!
    I didnt find out about her furryness until like 3 weeks before the relationship ended.
    I messed with her so badly after finding out .
     
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    I had an acquaintance in high school who was a furry, although I didn't know until fairly recently. He was weird and socially inept (probably assburgers). He liked me, and the only way I found that out was because he threatened my boyfriend with scissors. He went to the same college as me (unfortunately) and when I was talking to my friends about going to lunch after a class we were in together, he included himself and I felt bad and invited him. (I'm way too nice irl.) He stunk, he obviously didn't bathe properly. We avoided him after that. A year I graduated one of my friends told me he was a gay furry (she was his facebook friend for some reason). I knew he was gay, but not a furry. It actually explained a lot. I bet he draws furry porn and owns a fursuit. Yuck.
     
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    I remember on EDF 1.0 when someone had gone "undercover" with some furfag and pretended to be friends with him to hear him spout bullshit, the usual "ONE DAY I WILL BE A WOLF I MEAN I ALREADY AM ONE YES" stuff. And then a few days later he tried making out with her, knowing she had a boyfriend, and when she punched him in the nose for pretty much forcing a kiss on her he started calling her a whore and shit and ran off. Then he tried calling her out as a troll in front of a few kids who happened to be in a classroom and she came back perfectly. Anyone remember that?
     
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    FURFRIEND

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    Far too many.

    I've staffed a local nerd convention and one year I was put in charge of the storage room. I had to stock their murrsuits and interact with them to some extent.

    Fuck. That. Shit.
     
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    Someone in my calculus class said they didn't support furries and I promptly high-fived them.
     
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    I like to imagine that you walked across the entire room to do so.
     
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    Fuck I remember that.
     
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    I feel sorry for you.
     
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    Fuck yes, I remember that. It was awesome. That chick had more stones than some guys that I know, and definitely more than that sucker furfag that she strung along.
     
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    No furfags yet but I have met several bronies and they're just as annoying. The only difference is Bronies admit that they like that stupid fucking show because somewhere in their deranged mind they think it's cute, while furfags are too ashamed to say it, which is why they fuck with costumes made out of pubes to hide their ugly fucking faces.
     
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    An ugly-ass cunt back in high school that was appropriately nicknamed "Scary Carrie". 250 lbs, almost 6 feet tall, terrible to look at, laughed like a hyena, wore raccoon tails all the time, and liked to draw hentai and gay dragon porn in her notebook. She was the head of a small group of furries that always sat in the far-right corner of the cafeteria and were always loud as fuck. All of them were ugly, and most smelled. They also wore black 95% of the time and dyed their hair all different fucking colors all the fucking time.
     
  17. supernipple

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    Yikes, looks like I'm with a bad crowd...Well there probably are some cool furries out there...
     
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    No. People usually become furries due to being rejected by society or are socially awkward/incapacitated, so they are never "cool".
     
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    I gotta know: are you a furry?
     
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    I was at a con one time with a friend and there was this cosplay panel or something he wanted to go to but there was something else we wanted to do at the same time so we didn't go. Later I noticed a "costume panel" on the schedule so I thought it was similar so we went to that. While waiting for it to start this guy with cat ears I was sitting next to turns to me and asks if I'm a furry. I just thought he was a weird furfag and said no. A few minutes after it started we realized it was a "how to make a fursuit" panel. We left in the middle of it. Jesus that was awkward.

    Looking back on it now I'm afraid that furfag was hitting on me.

    Also I had a close friend back in high school that told me he was a furry and I was like "cool story bro". He totally wasn't obnoxious about it though. Like he treated it as a fetish. Like you should do. He got out of that phase after a few months.
     
  21. supernipple

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    I didn't choose to like furry porn though, I'm just attracted to it, It's probably a fetish but whatever I'm not complaining It's what I like and I'm okay with it. As for the fandom, I really don't associate with them much, I've talked to a few furfags on yt though.
     
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    I have met a few thousand, since I go to 3 to 4 furry conventions each year.
     
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    I DO know a furry in real life, and he is eveything that is wrong with the internet given life. He constantly says random meaningless shit that he thinks is funny, which apparently is just a bunch of anime quotes. He is 200 pounds and hairy but still does this wierd fake giggle and says kawai and other Japanese words half of which I'm SURE don't mean anything. Ok here's for the rage inducing part.

    He thinks (or rather wants other people to believe) he somehow magickly catlike. He drops what he thinks are "subtle hints" about his magickal ability to control cats, like walking up to a cat and saying "mmhmm, yes...ahahaha mice! Indeed!". He hisses, and then pretends like it was some embarresing accident or something. He wakes up and drinks a cup of cream. He's into egyptian shit (because of the cats), and does magickal egyptian seances that are really just wiccan bullshit with the names changed. And he has huge tattoo on his arm of- wait wtf a dragon? All this fucking cat shit and homeboy gets a tattoo of a fucking dragon?
     
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    I hope not, i do not consider myself a furry, much to the chagrin of other furries, "you're a furry in denial" but what can i say i smell bad, but no ammount of bathing ever covers it, it's my genes.
     
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    i met a furfag called trigger fox once... he tried to have rape me with his std cock in his fursuit...
     
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    My ex girlfriend. At first I thought she was a normal furry but then like, halfway through the relationship told me she wanted to fuck a dog.

    I'm glad we broke up.
     
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    so you fuck dogs too ???
     
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    No, remember I said we broke up
     
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    i bet you still did anyway...

    worst liar ever
     
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