Hardly hard, or gay, but...

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by IvanIvanovIvanovich, Jun 11, 2012.

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WHAT DO?

  1. An hero. You're going to fail at everything in life anyways, go fertilize a field or patch of grass.

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  2. Become a male escort and have people laugh at your obesity and penis.

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  3. I like turtles.

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  4. Start a band.

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  5. Use imaginative talent to create things that kill people and get rich, always a contingency.

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  1. IvanIvanovIvanovich

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    So I walked out on my job last night because my supervisor was a nasty bitch and I'd put up with her shit for 7 months straight. What do?

    edit: And yes, I'm looking for a new job already. Fuck off.
     
  2. L. J. Borges

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    Prostitution yields a lot of money. You'd be amazed at the amount of men who would just fucking love to use your fat rolls to masturbate with.
     
  3. IvanIvanovIvanovich

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    Well God dammit Doofus put your vote up then!
     
  4. oddguy

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    Nice poll.
     
  5. Weezus Christ

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    being fat doesnt mean you have a small penis.

    Fat men do not have smaller penises than skinny men, but it may appear smaller.
    There is a pad of fat that sits over the pubic bone. In obese people this pad is thicker, so it covers up the base of the penis making it appear shorter.
    If the obese person were to lose weight, his penis would appear to grow since more of the penis will be visible. But the true size of the penis doesn't change, and is the same as in skinny people.

    Now cheer up, stop being a faggot and making shitty threads about yourself.

    nobody cares about you. especially not here. we are not your older brother. we are your pedophiliac uncle from 'The Who's TOMMY'
     
  6. Seku

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  7. Regi

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    You sound like you are fit enough to go to work in a gay bar/club. Just expect that you will be hit on every now and then. you'll have to be ok with getting hit on a lot,Gay men are usually the best tippers of all people. You'll have the cheap gay bitches just as in any service industry and it'll be easier to pay the rent if you're good at flirting and teasing.Your best customers will be tipping based on those qualities I mentioned before
    Good luck! spread AIDS!
    oh also
    i love turtles
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  8. Bottom Feeder

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    Actually, fat people go through a lot of hormonal disturbances that may include a decrease in testosterone levels (hypogonadism), which in turn affects libido, development of sexual organs and alterations in secondary sex characters.

    That being said, male prostitution doesn't pay bad on the right circles. You should at least give it a try.
     
  9. Weezus Christ

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    haha dont worry i never fuck anyone for free.
     
  10. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Gonna pretend i give a shit for a moment here and ask.
    "what was your prior job and what made your boss a bitch?"
     
  11. Khanzer

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    I like turtles
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    D'awwwwwh, Thats super!
     
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    :oops: Is just that they are so cute, pretty good friends too.
     
  15. IvanIvanovIvanovich

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    Taking it in the ass on a daily basis, and serving shitty Pepsi product drinks to people off a cart. Mostly taking it in the ass, though. My boss was a bitch for always giving it to me in the ass. Tips were okay, though...
     
  16. oddguy

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    @Lyle you have a new friend.
     
  17. Lyle

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  18. Rape Train

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    You're an incredibly boring person.
    I bet everyone around you forgets about you as soon as you leave their presence. Your boss has already forgotten you ever worked their, her brief reminder that you ever existed will be the final paycheck she hands you. She'll be hesitant to hand it to you at first, she won't recognize your face. Then she'll realize she doesn't care if the right person gets the paycheck anyways, and you'll forever be erased from her memory.
    It's like your the walking dead, and that final paycheck you'll be getting is a tombstone of your memory, someone who died long ago, of whom their is no record, and no recollections could ever be made of.
    The thing I find most impressive is that this has been bothering you for seven months, and you're only just now taking action. You're essentially saying you're okay with being ass raped for seven months, but no longer.
    That being said, you could probably get a job as a clown/pedophile. Gacy up some birthday parties.
     
  19. IvanIvanovIvanovich

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    Spectacular post, bro. You sure got me good!
     
  20. Racketeer

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  21. Rape Train

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    So what you're telling me is that you're too stupid to read
     
  22. uberfukken

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    lol stop writing short stories in here fgt