Happy Valentines Day

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Khanzer, Feb 14, 2012.

  1. Khanzer

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    So do you have someone special to share this day? no? well is ok you have friends right? no... well at least you love yourself... no? well V-days is perfect for suicides too :la:

    Anyway Happy V-day
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    fuck this shit

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  9. Lucky

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    I walked to my laundry room and found a perfectly good beer just sitting all by itself lonesome self. Then I chugged that bitch.

    YAY ALCOHOL.
     
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    I got drunk and smoked DMT for the first time. In an hour I'll go to the student bar and drink in a corner.

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  11. Khanzer

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    Just a little.
     
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    We're selling tonnes of Valentine's Day shit at work right now, mainly the staples, candy, faggy teddy bears, faggy cards, and, of course, over-priced, wilted roses for your special someone that look like they were pilfered from a grandmother's grave top.

    When faggots come through my till, I remind them that the $8 card they're buying could be made for free and that flowers aren't so romantic when you think of it: they're bundles of plants severed genitals.

    I hate these shit made-up days. I can't wait to get home tonight, smoke some down, and put a sharpie up my ass. That's true romance, and besides the $60 for two quarters of the sweetest stuff, it's all entirely free.
     
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  15. Manicute

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    Oh Khanzer, your wurds will never reach this loozerds, most men here r lonly, bitter virgins, tehy will nevar know true luve, except fapping at shtty animu pr0n in their parent's basment. In a way, u are actually trollin them, I luv u <3 (^_^)

    HAPPEH VALENTINES!!! <3<3
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    to have and to hold.
    to bend and to mold.
    determine a price.
    prepare to be sold.

     
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    wait so nobody got laid on valentynes day??

    ha ha i am alpha compared 2 U GUYSZ
     
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    Even if I had a girlfriend i still wouldn't bother with this shit.
     
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    No u pimp u.
     
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    just rape, or im pree sur most single people are desperate enough tonight to fuck anyone just so they can join in on hte festivities and not be lonley [​IMG]
     
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    Aww
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    Happy V-days fo you too <3

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    I've noticed some people whining about being alone today. Not to mention this trend among couples to assume that you'll be contemplating suicide because you've got nobody to fuck on demand on this day. I've also noticed that Valentine's Day and Viral Disease share the same initials, but I digress. I don't feel any different on VD and I'll tell you why. Because it's a shallow, materialistic, yuppie holiday and the people who celebrate are vain simpletons.