Happy thanksgiving, Americunts.

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  1. Edgeworth

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    Gluttonous fucks, I hope you all die from ingesting too much gravy.

    Seriously though, have a happy thanksgiving.

    Isn't that holiday like celebrating how the native Americans were pretty much fucked over by the pilgrims? Fuckin murderers.
     
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    Does any yank holiday mean anything? I thought they were all just about eating and fireworks.
     
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    I don't know a single foreign holiday. I don't know your presidents, your capitols, your local customs or your music. Does this indicate ignorance on the part of the American, or does it insinuate we are perhaps sheltered from the culture of the rest of the world? Or is it perhaps you are all dick jocking us, obsessed over our "gluttonous" society the same way peons obsess over celebrities and criticize their fabulous lifestyle of cocaine and hookers? U.S. is alpha as fuck, we start wars because we can, we are the one percent, we are the celebrities of the world, England is fatter than us, and you fucking h8rs need to shut the fuck up because it's our fucking world you just live in. Enjoy your Coca Cola you limey fucking pussies.
     
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    I don't celebrate Thanksgiving. I don't know why my fellow Americans celebrate genocide.
     
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    Oy, E, there is already an official thanksgiving thread, please merge or delete this thread.
     
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    Actually, it's the opposite. The holiday is about how the pilgrims and the natives united to survive a very harsh winter.
     
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    That makes no sense. Winter ends in like feb.
     
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    Essentially, it is a way for stores to profit off of some feast that happened a few years ago
     
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    uh i mean .....
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    Yes, but this is celebrating when it started.
     
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    As Finn's, my family never celebrated thanksgiving, even when we moved to U.S. So.... I don't particularly give a fuck. I suppose it's a great excuse to eat a shit ton of food.
     
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    So they're celebrating that they united, 'nd not that they survived?
     
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    IM SO FUCKING FULL FFFFFFUUUCK ENGLAND
     
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    Well, it doesn't really celebrate (at least not today) the actual event at all, rather it has become a holiday where you celebrate, or 'give thanks' to, your family, ancestors, and privileges.

    But it's from that event where the holiday originated from.
     
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    I lived in the US for a while.

    I got sick of being asked when we celebrated Thanksgiving in Australia.

    No shit.

    Stupid cunts (generalisation).
     
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    Little known fact; the proper way to celebrate Thanksgiving is to treat as a race based version of April Fools; in which a white person attempts to trick someone of Native American descent. You get bonus points for convincing them to trade their land for beads, and you get a point multiplier for every small pox infected blanket you give out at the reservation.
     
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