Today i have received my "Oldfag" trophy for being a registered member of EDF:2EB for THREE MONTHS !!! During these past three months i have had alot of fun with you all. Descending from the havens like a hailstorm of shitposts that flooded this forum with crappy threads and retarded polls. Soon turning me into one of the top members in both post count and number of likes. a feet only matched by the likes of gay admins and moderators. under my belt are over 3000 posts non of which have any value or use. And i only did not reach the 4k mark because i didn't feel like it. To commemorate this day i have a few word for you. To those who supported me i say: You are a bunch of retards who can't tell the difference between quality and shit. And you should all go scold yourself with boiling piss. To those who apposed me i say: Suck my cock,you worthless faggots. Anyone who has a problem with me can feel free to form and orderly line in front of the door to my house while facing the opposite direction with your pants down and your cheeks spread. To those who liked my posts i say: i have little to say to you people,because my posts are mostly liked by some of the biggest faggots on EDF and @Sublime ,who recently decided she likes EVERYTHING i post and has been carpet bombing my alert box with +likes for the last two weeks. So as my E-peen grows i feel no satisfaction,because the true object of my affection @zaiger continues to elude me. To all those who have a major crush on me and the mere thought of my avatar makes their pants moist... This category includes 80% of the girls on EDF and 100% of the guys. To you i say: PM me your noodz. i promise not to post them on the forum. And to anyone and everyone who is or isn't already mentioned in this post i say: With your help i have become the biggest and most successful attention whore on EDF,a feat made even more notable by the fact i don't have any tits. And although I know this is nothing but yet another shitty attention getting thread from me. i can proudly say it's still better then 50% of anything posted on this forum and 100% of anything ever posted by @ElectricYiff . in conclusion: Fuck you all.