I am 50-50 on Halloween. I hate children, but I like the women that use Halloween as an excuse to dress like prostitutes. This year, I'm not going out because I don't want to. I AM, however, going to spread the cheer with my candy bowl, in the form of a "good costume" bowl and a "bad costume" garbage pail. The kids with good costumes are allowed 2 handfuls of some pretty sweet shit...Butterfingers, Snickers, Toblerones, GOOD SHIT. A reward for being creative or inventive. Kids with bad costumes have to reach into the garbage pail, which is essentially an ash tray filled with cigarette butts, chewed gum, licorice, raisins, and all the other empirically AWFUL Halloween "treats". A punishment to kids that show up in bad/retarded costumes or as pop stars like Justin Beiber or Lady Ga Ga. For added effect, I'll be dressed like a hillbilly(so not much different than usual) with a loaded shotgun and a can of Kodiak, to disparage little dipshits from thinking they are going to TP my house. What are you niggers planning on doing? Also, if you have a costume, post pics so we can admire/ridicule you.