Halloween Hijinks

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  1. Atomic_Joe

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    I am 50-50 on Halloween. I hate children, but I like the women that use Halloween as an excuse to dress like prostitutes.

    This year, I'm not going out because I don't want to. I AM, however, going to spread the cheer with my candy bowl, in the form of a "good costume" bowl and a "bad costume" garbage pail. The kids with good costumes are allowed 2 handfuls of some pretty sweet shit...Butterfingers, Snickers, Toblerones, GOOD SHIT. A reward for being creative or inventive. Kids with bad costumes have to reach into the garbage pail, which is essentially an ash tray filled with cigarette butts, chewed gum, licorice, raisins, and all the other empirically AWFUL Halloween "treats". A punishment to kids that show up in bad/retarded costumes or as pop stars like Justin Beiber or Lady Ga Ga. For added effect, I'll be dressed like a hillbilly(so not much different than usual) with a loaded shotgun and a can of Kodiak, to disparage little dipshits from thinking they are going to TP my house.

    What are you niggers planning on doing? Also, if you have a costume, post pics so we can admire/ridicule you.

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    Shut the fuck up Joe, you only like the candy, you fat bastard.
     
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    Well, I was going to go out with my step-niece and take her trick-or-treating, but my blood clot is still there and has moved two inches, so no activity for me. That's including the party I was going to. :(

    Instead I'm handing out candy and watching movies and reading Poe stories. A nice quiet Halloween for me this year.
     
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    Well, since practically everybody moved out of the house, I'm going to be nothing, this year.

    First time being alone, for Halloween; feels good, actually.
     
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    That's the best you can do? No wonder everyone calls you an inept faggot.
     
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    That is Mr. Inept Faggot to you :(
     
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    Everyone does. It's essentially free candy and titties day in America on the 31st.
     
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    If I lived in the US I would wear slutty girl costumes every year.
     
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    What's stopping you doing it now?

    Put on a show for me, NOW!
     
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    Oh... oh my... :oops:
     
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    im going to dress up like a mummy and get drunk and stagger around and try not to freeze to death
     
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    Either I am just going to open the door and steal their candy or I will just lock the door and dont answer these twats
     
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    I think Im going to manhattan for Halloween night, it's always a crazy trip that night.
     
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    I've already seen some of my IRL "friends" in their costumes. I am largely disappointed. "Oh, a sexy this, out of a bag from Party City". Real creative.
     
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    It's actually become the most popular adult (read: drinking) holiday in the US.

    The costumes are an excuse to show everything but your nipples and your cervix.
    The alcohol is an excuse to have sex with a half dozen guys and claim it was raep later.

    We're a proud nation.