HALLELUJAH CHRISTIANWARRIOR

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    SAGAN ROTS UNDER THE STARS
    IN EARTH
    HIS SEED GONE,
    IS BUT CHAFF

    FROM WHERE DOES THE WATER POUR
    THAT FLOODS THE FOUNTAIN OF LIFE
    - THROUGH CUPPED HANDS OF THE LORD
    TO HIS MORTAL FLASK

    HALLELUJAH KEEPER OF THE BLOOD-WINE

    CHRISTIANWARRIOR94 ON BENDED KNEE
    SMALL BEFORE OUR LORD
    YET A GIANT
    ABOVE KINGS OF MEN

    ABOVE
    COMMON MEN
    THE DIRT
    CARL THEREIN

    HALLELUJAH SAGAN IS BUT CHAFF

    BUT FROM GOD'S LOVE
    MIGHT CHAFF GROW
    AS THOUGH SEED
    GATHERED BY THE 'GOOD WIND'

    HALLELUJAH CHRISTIANWARRIOR94
     
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    chistianwarrior was a great preacher of the lord jesus christ

    i think i speak for all of us when i say that it was nice knowing him and that he is now in a better place where he can be penetrated analy by our lord and savior
     
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    On earth, getting plowed in the ass is considered a sin, but when God does it to you, it's stigmata. The Lord's porksword is CW's nail, his hoop / his cross.

    He is a martyr worthy of veneration.
     
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    LAY OFF WHATEVER DONKEYPISS IS FLOWING THRU YOUR CORTEX ALREADY YOU NIGGER
    On the other hand I believe you're the first to countertroll David's bullshit. It may be working, it may be not.
     
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    Yay, I think...
     
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    Counter-troll?

    Woe be to YOU, fool! I am the Jesus to God who is CW, who is the Jesus to the One True God.
    So long have I lived a swarthy life of brooding and anal intrusions upon friend and foe, that at last I have the light inside me - and WHOA! the light is AWESOME.

    Peace be upon you, my failed son. May you too become one with the light of the Father, who pays for the heat and food and TV (in heaven).
     
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    Fuck me.

    Nigger's got too much time on his hands.

    Guess that's what comes from not having a job, and selling crack out of the back seat of your sisters 87 Eldorado.
     
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    Your avatar is of a lesbian.
     
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    Lo the "foodz and booze" board has 666 posts

    Hail satan everyday
     
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    Well spotted. It appears your nigger-vision is working nicely. Your years of tracking wild animals in the jungle have paid off.

    Next week, we'll try and teach you to count past 5, and to stop eating your own poo.
     
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    christianwarrior got banned?
     
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    im confused. explain.
     
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    fuck it i lost interest
     
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    ChristianWarrior94 is such a pure guy that young chicks at the Purity Ball pledge their virginities to HIM.

    He could never be "banned." He might be banned- for our sins, or "banned" from life to transcend to heaven, but never banned outright.
     
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