Half-Life 3

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    dream on, clearly it's hats for ricochet source.
     
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    DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, IT'S HAPPENING.
     
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    I wonder if its a dx9 game lolz. .

    Anyway whatever happens I know the guise @ reloaded and co will ensure whatever the future of gaybes bloatware is we wont have to use it.
     
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    this proves nothing, i'm 100% sure it's more hats
     
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    First announcement:

    SteamOS, a Linux based operating system completely streamlined for gaming. It also allows you to stream games in your home network from a gaming PC to a little box under your TV.

    Hail Gabe, fuck Ballmer.
     
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    Complains about walled gardens. Creates walled garden. toldyaso
     
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    Every time you breathe,they delay the game 1 year.
     
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    It's like, gonna be so epic they won't be able to really realize their vision for at least 3 more console gens, maan!

    Nah, Valve is too busy trying to be a srs bzns to make games anymore. I mean, games were always something they did to market the newest version of the Source engine right (except nobody bought it cause Unreal Engine lol), right?
     
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    Still based on Linux so it's gonna be a lot more open than the "alternative".
     
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    What alternative ? You still need Windows lol
     
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    Even if it comes out, Half-Life 3 is never going to live up to the hype that has built up. Ever.
     
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    Looks like someone didn't read everything. They're making a big push for native games on SteamOS/Linux and using the streaming as a stop-gap measure.
     
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    Native games for Linux sounds awesome, but I can't be arsed to bother with modern games. They take forever to download and mostly don't work or are less fun than the old shit I like.
     
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    Year of the Linux desktop, Spend hundreds on a new powerful windows 8 pc and buy our box to stream it into your living room.

    If ya cant beat em join em;

    ...Or you could just get a 5m HDMI lead and plug it into your tv & then use the cracked bloatware free games
    .... erm How to use keyboard and mouse for crysis 3 on sofa! Fuck this shit back to the desk lol
     
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    steam's starting their own new-gen?
     
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    Lol no still no hl3 just some shitty gamepad. Fail

    Ouya 2.0
     
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    It seems that Valve has quietly been developing Team Fortress 3, and I have my hands on an exclusive screenshot! Here it is for your viewing and fapping pleasure:

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    Pretty much exactly what i was going to say. If only they had shut the fuck up about it until they actually made it
     
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    This is now a hats thread.
     
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    I'm surprised they would give up making new "episodes" for Half Life 2...
     
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    Half Life 3 is the name of the steamos shitbox
     
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    Lol, we'll see.
     
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    If this is some kind of sadistic joke played by Gabe himself to troll all the people how have undoubtedly wet their pants right now in anticipation I'm going to have a triple bypass.
     
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    half life 3 confirmed praise gaben praise /r/gaming
     
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