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Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Esther Nguyen, Jul 21, 2011.
All hail the tentacle-raping superbeing!!!
Post here if you worship Cthulhu
Our gods are much alike.
This girl (who seems to be cosplaying as Cthulhu) also worships worships the dark lord and cephalapod Cthulhu. Note the tentacles dandling from her head-shaped hat:
Is it possible to believe in both Cthulu and the Flying Spaghetti monster?
Cthulhu is the second most evil being in existance, the first being Bill Gates.
Cthulhu granted Indiana Jones immortality after Jones sacrificed 72 virgins upon his altar.
Cthulhu most known hobby is being Santa Claus.
Cthulhu has starred in countless hentai movies.
Cthulhu holds a high level marketing position at Microsoft.
Cthulhu automatically kills 1d4 people per round.
Cthulhu does not forgive.Cthulhu does not forget.Expect
Disregard that.Cthulhu is better than that.
yes it is
Ofcourse it is, everyone does it.
It could possibly create a vortex in the space-time continum and suck you all in but...nah no problem.
k, that answers that.
So are they the same religion?
We are similar.
Basically the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the SFW version of me.
Post squids, tentacles, octopuses, and all that has to do w/ cthulhu and cephalopods
k, think that answers all my questions.
So now what?
No, u have communion with FSM eating some Meatballs, or seeing Lady and the Tramp
u have communion with Cthulhu being eaten
Can I hail both Hitler and Cthulu?
They are one and the same person.
Ancient Tentacle porn, why not:
It seems octo likes pussy
I am back.
It's a matter of attitude, firstly
You must eat it.
Another ruined childhood...
that looks fucking delicious
I'd eat that
om nom nom.
For a God whose beard is capable of raping women he sure makes some shithouse video games.
Will those responsible for this title be made to copulate with eels for eternity as punishment for this abomination or will Cthulhu let this shit slide?
This, a little long but deserving:
That game is fucking epic.