Hail Cthulhu!!

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Esther Nguyen, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Esther Nguyen

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    All hail the tentacle-raping superbeing!!!
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    Post here if you worship Cthulhu
     
  2. Cthulhu

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    im gay
     
  3. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Our gods are much alike.
     
  4. Esther Nguyen

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    This girl (who seems to be cosplaying as Cthulhu) also worships worships the dark lord and cephalapod Cthulhu. Note the tentacles dandling from her penis head-shaped hat:
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  6. Stephen

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    Is it possible to believe in both Cthulu and the Flying Spaghetti monster?
     
  7. Esther Nguyen

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    Cthulhu is the second most evil being in existance, the first being Bill Gates.
    Cthulhu granted Indiana Jones immortality after Jones sacrificed 72 virgins upon his altar.
    Cthulhu most known hobby is being Santa Claus.
    Cthulhu has starred in countless hentai movies.
    Cthulhu holds a high level marketing position at Microsoft.
    Cthulhu automatically kills 1d4 people per round.
    Cthulhu does not forgive.Cthulhu does not forget.Expect
    Disregard that.Cthulhu is better than that.
     
  8. Esther Nguyen

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    yes it is
     
  9. Emily

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    Ofcourse it is, everyone does it.
     
  10. Cthulhu

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    It could possibly create a vortex in the space-time continum and suck you all in but...nah no problem.
     
  11. Stephen

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    k, that answers that.
    So are they the same religion?
     
  12. Emily

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    Nope.
     
  13. Cthulhu

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    We are similar.
    Basically the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the SFW version of me.
     
  14. Esther Nguyen

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    Post squids, tentacles, octopuses, and all that has to do w/ cthulhu and cephalopods
     
  15. Stephen

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    k, think that answers all my questions.

    So now what?
     
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  17. CallMeMaggot

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    No, u have communion with FSM eating some Meatballs, or seeing Lady and the Tramp
    lyt.

    u have communion with Cthulhu being eaten

    v002-invoc.
     
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    Can I hail both Hitler and Cthulu?
     
  19. Emily

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    They are one and the same person.
     
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    Oh ok,
     
  21. CallMeMaggot

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    Ancient Tentacle porn, why not:

    octopus dream.

    5724410554_f5bd3043a0.

    teraoka\'s dream.

    tamatori and hokusai.

    Dream of the Fishermans Wife by Masami Teraoka.

    It seems octo likes pussy
     
  22. Cthulhu

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    I am back.
    Also.
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  23. CallMeMaggot

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    It's a matter of attitude, firstly

    Nice:

    1301759317253.

    Badass:

    cthulhu_calling.
     
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    Delicious caek.
    You must eat it.
     
  25. CallMeMaggot

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    Another ruined childhood...

    awesome
     
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    that looks fucking delicious
     
  27. Stephen

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    I'd eat that
    om nom nom.
     
  28. LizTaylorsGhost

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    For a God whose beard is capable of raping women he sure makes some shithouse video games.

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    Will those responsible for this title be made to copulate with eels for eternity as punishment for this abomination or will Cthulhu let this shit slide?
     
  29. CallMeMaggot

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    This, a little long but deserving:

     
  30. Cthulhu

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    That game is fucking epic.