Haiku Thread.

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by LordEnrique, Oct 10, 2011.

  1. LordEnrique

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    In this thread we post
    Only in Haiku. I swear,
    I'm no weeaboo.
     
  2. Rock

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    these are not haikus.
    a haiku must also give a hint to the season about which or during which it is written.
    let me show you:

    it is winter now.
    rock's a homosexual
    this is a haiku.
     
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    Oddguy's was shitty
     
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    sekushi's grammar.
    it is totally shitty.
    in spring youll be raped.
     
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  9. oddguy

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    thats not a haikus.
    not even by a long shot.
    you bullshiting me ?
     
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    THE END
     
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    nither is this one.
    pleas freez to death in winter.
    or just learn to count.
     
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    I wanted to say,
    What's inside my head,
    But it flew away.
     
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    this is also wrong.
    and i will not gobble it.
    it has H.I.V
     
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    the third one is wrong.
    it should be five seven five.
    expected better.
     
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    Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
    Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger; Nigger
    Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
     
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    Whatever. It's a bunch of pointless weeb bullshit.
     
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    Lol it is autumn
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  20. oddguy

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    each line's separate.
    you were vary close this time.
    you are the nigger.
     
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    this aint a haiku.
    it's not funny or clever.
    you are the nigger.
     
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    so was that so hard ?
    good work,you did it right this time.
    but it still sucked though.
     
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    don't be a hater.
    just be an innovator.
    i'm stylin' on you.
     
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    winter will come soon.
    i wish madh8r was here.
    he would rock this thread.
     
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    This thread needs to be renamed "homosexuality incorporated."
     
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    i can tell U mad.
    cuz you can't rhyme or haiku.
    so your the gay one.
     
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    Who is stereotypically less gay? The male that writes poetry or the male that doesn't?
     
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