Gym Faggots

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Should people be allowed to workout in a Gym with their shirts off?

  1. Yes.

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  2. No.

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  3. No, unless it's a hot wimmins working out after making me a sammich.

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  1. umkemesik

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    So I work out at the YMCA. Contrary to what you heard from the Village People, it's a Family Gym with a lot of vets.

    I was finishing up my workout when I notice a fag with his shirt off, getting his pig sweat all over meh workout bench. Now this faggot was ripped and moderately muscular, unlike the twinks who believe they are strong because they have 2% body fat.

    Now I weigh in at 265 (I lost 30 pounds in the last 40 days). I am 6 feet tall. I've been working out six days a week for the past 6 months and run 30 minutes our days out of the week. And have dieted the past 30 days. I curl 160 lbs, flys at 300 lbs. My legs are huge, but I just run a lot.

    I was weighing my options. I'm done with my workout, should I approach this asshat and let him know the error of his ways? I decided this was best idea.

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    So I went over there, I pulled him aside and talked to him in a low voice. This is what i said:

    Me: Hey man, can I talk to you for a sec? I'm not one to get on the people for rules, and calling people out, just want to let you know the rules about wearing a shirt, it's I hygiene issue.

    FAGGOT: Do you work here?

    Me: No, what does that have to do with ---

    FAGGOT: Well thanks, you are the fifth person to tell me that. That sign over there says to wear shoes, nothing about a shirt.

    Me: I'm sure they need to update their signs, but I'm telling you if you go downstairs ----

    FAGGOT: What's the problem, you don't want to see a cut guy working out here? I'm just trying to workout on my form ----

    Me: I don't care, what does that have to do with anything. Don't get defensive. Nobody wants your sweat on the equipment, you ever hear of ring worms? You make it seem that people are jealous of your body, you don't impress me.

    FAGGOT: Well thanks, I'm just going to workout here like I've been doing.

    Me: That's another thing, if five people already came here and told you what the rules were, it should be apparent that those are the rules. I've never been to a Gym that allows for people to workout without their shirts, except those in Wrigleyville (fag Gyms), I think that's improper etiquette and disgusting.

    FAGGOT: I don't really need to hear this, you don't work here.

    So I went downstairs, got an oldfag to come up there and yell at him. I'm almost 30 now and don't have the will to pick fights anymore.

    Has anyone else had a similar story dealing with a conceited asshole?
     
  2. darren

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    Not sure it would bother me that much, surely if they're sweaty things'll get wet anyway?
     
  3. Ronny

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    You should've whacked that hack
     
  4. umkemesik

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    I was thinking about making a comment about over compensating for his baby dick, but that would of resulted in possible ban from Gym.
     
  5. luvur

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    Would of been better in hard gay chats lol

    Nah, I don't got a problem with another mans sweat. Had to deal with it all the time in wrestling. Try wrestling a coon with grease in his hair, now that's fucking gross. Honestly, I'd of just wiped it off with a towel and continued on with my workout.

    Not saying you were in the wrong, just my view.
     
  6. umkemesik

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    Lol, I thought about posting there actually, I was on the fence about it.
     
  7. Baya Rae 4900

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    You're meant to wipe those machines down after you use them, anyway.
     
  8. luvur

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    I stand corrected, should of gone in The Locker Room. Not like it matters, though.
     
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    You should've dropped a 45 plate on his foot. If he doesn't want to wear a shirt, HE CAN WEAR A CAST.
     
  10. umkemesik

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    Lol. It seems that people who actually workout have more of a problem with this. I went on google and into a bodybuilder.com forum and the first post on the subject had the SAME circumstances, and all were against it. YMCA, fag without his shirt. I think the Village People might of had it right all along.

    I worked out two weeks before that around 6am when all the Oldfags are there, guy like in his 70's without his shirt with his grey taco meat hanging out. Gross.

    If you want to walk around without a shirt, go to the fucking beach. Almost as bad in downtown Chicago with these fags running without their shirt.
     
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    Are you seriously asking EDF about gyms? Expect half these people to not even know what that word means. I don't have to deal with that shit luckily, since I just do it at home. All I really need is a place yo do pullups and a good set of dumbells.
     
  12. umkemesik

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    Yes, because I wanted the opinion of the average joe vs. Weightlifters.......The results were uprising.
     
  13. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    It sounds like you feel attracted to that faggot :Rape:, NOW NO MORE EXCUSES AND DO SOME MORE WEIGHTS FATTY
     
  14. umkemesik

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    kk.
     
  15. MrGask

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    All I can think of while reading this is that episode of bully beatdown where that big Russian faggit wins all the money.

     
  16. umkemesik

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  17. MrGask

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    So watch in on Youtube. Long story short, the Russian guy gets beat on for 10 minutes and wins 10K.
     
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    IDK what makes you think I care about people without their clothes. I just think dropping a weight on his foot would be a funny consequence.
     
  19. umkemesik

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  20. MrGask

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    I just read what you actually said to the guy. For a musclefag you sure are [​IMG]
     
  21. umkemesik

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    You use Heavy Weapons Guy as Avatar so I thought you were strong like Bull a fellow Gymfag.
     
  22. Atomic_Joe

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    I am, but I generally don't have problems with other members...cept for old people. What's the point? They're going to die soon anyway.
     
  23. umkemesik

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    True true. I got Best rap song for you, better than the one you have now:

     
  24. MrGask

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    I much as I want to hate that, it is pretty funny.
     
  25. CallMeMaggot

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    Hint: Next time you see him approaching a bench, paint it with some capsaicin. Lol at the subsequent contortions. Wipe it out afterwards with an oily rag, of course
     
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    There isn't a problem with people working out without their shirts on. If they're not in shape, it can be an eye sore, but there are no rules against it. If you're THAT grossed out about his sweat, bring an extra towel/old shirt or two to wipe it off with. Extra calories burned.
     
  27. umkemesik

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    Dude, every Gym I've been to it's against the rules. As I said there was an exact situation on another forum, here it is:

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=2578831&page=1

    You will see most gym rats do have a problem with it.
     
  28. swishy

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    Good thing I don't have to deal with idiots like you and waste money doing so at the gym.
     
  29. CallMeMaggot

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    swishy... you like to rub yourself in male sweat, don't you? Admit it.

    Also: in ur gym, they charge u depending of the number of idiots, or what? That's interesting, explain, plx
     
  30. swishy

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    Obviously I do. I don't use a gym, either.