So I work out at the YMCA. Contrary to what you heard from the Village People, it's a Family Gym with a lot of vets. I was finishing up my workout when I notice a fag with his shirt off, getting his pig sweat all over meh workout bench. Now this faggot was ripped and moderately muscular, unlike the twinks who believe they are strong because they have 2% body fat. Now I weigh in at 265 (I lost 30 pounds in the last 40 days). I am 6 feet tall. I've been working out six days a week for the past 6 months and run 30 minutes our days out of the week. And have dieted the past 30 days. I curl 160 lbs, flys at 300 lbs. My legs are huge, but I just run a lot. I was weighing my options. I'm done with my workout, should I approach this asshat and let him know the error of his ways? I decided this was best idea. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ So I went over there, I pulled him aside and talked to him in a low voice. This is what i said: Me: Hey man, can I talk to you for a sec? I'm not one to get on the people for rules, and calling people out, just want to let you know the rules about wearing a shirt, it's I hygiene issue. FAGGOT: Do you work here? Me: No, what does that have to do with --- FAGGOT: Well thanks, you are the fifth person to tell me that. That sign over there says to wear shoes, nothing about a shirt. Me: I'm sure they need to update their signs, but I'm telling you if you go downstairs ---- FAGGOT: What's the problem, you don't want to see a cut guy working out here? I'm just trying to workout on my form ---- Me: I don't care, what does that have to do with anything. Don't get defensive. Nobody wants your sweat on the equipment, you ever hear of ring worms? You make it seem that people are jealous of your body, you don't impress me. FAGGOT: Well thanks, I'm just going to workout here like I've been doing. Me: That's another thing, if five people already came here and told you what the rules were, it should be apparent that those are the rules. I've never been to a Gym that allows for people to workout without their shirts, except those in Wrigleyville (fag Gyms), I think that's improper etiquette and disgusting. FAGGOT: I don't really need to hear this, you don't work here. So I went downstairs, got an oldfag to come up there and yell at him. I'm almost 30 now and don't have the will to pick fights anymore. Has anyone else had a similar story dealing with a conceited asshole?