Guys with Big Dicks Post Here

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by DDshoeshowz, Aug 29, 2011.

  1. DDshoeshowz

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    Dramacrat

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    And STICK IT IN ME!

    No, but in all seriousness, for the men of EDF, can you explain something to me? If you are one of the 16% of men with an overly large penis, how does it feel? I mean, is it troublesome? Do you feel better than the rest of the population? Do you feel that you can go into any situation and come out on top?

    Do those with smaller dicks look up to you? Do you get a lot of stares? Is it like having overly large boobs or is it something more?

    I want serious answers for this. Serious!

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  2. Proooflz

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    When I was 15/16, my penis had grown ahead of my body, which was still rather slender and sleak (like, tiny waist, tiny leg girth, etc.). This made my dick look huge. Unfortunately, I wasn't sleeping with anyone at that time, so it's illustrious impressiveness was wasted.
    Over time, my body caught up, and whilst I'm still blessed with a decent size, it's nothing spectacular.
     
  3. interpolate

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    this is trap thread :(
     
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    Dissapointed in lack of dick pictures.
     
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    Not sure if troll....

    Edit: And yes, I have a big dick
     
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    Yeah it's p hard living with the burden of having a fucking huge penis.
     
  7. Dynamic Entry

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    ITS A TRAP!
     
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    oh hai guys, don't mind me i am only posting tits.
     
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    Those tits are asian, I shall continue not giving a fuck.
     
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    I wondered when you'd post
     
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    totally not Asian.
     
  13. Dynamic Entry

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    awwwwww....gross.
     
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    Can't wear skinny pants, can only wear boxers. I'm pretty sure there's my anxiety is much more than other guys in this area: if in public and you see hot women or arousing things, I pray twice as hard for wood to pop out because it's pretty goddamn obvious that I'm pitching a tent.
     
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    is that preggo black boobies?
     
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    Sorry but this is what Joe like.
     
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    preggo negro tits?

    WHY JOE!?
     
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    I have what is a very acceptable cock for being a sometimes-suburban white youth - at 71/2". Though, seldom am I hardly aroused enough to get full wood. Either way: it's larger than most guys cocks.
    So, the good news: my big dick. The bad news: my ugly fucking face.
    It's just another of God's cruel jokes.
     
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    fapping.
     
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    These tits are sub-par, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.


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    These are Monica Belluci's tits. They are better than yours.
     
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    I sort of have a big dick, like its above average but not huge. Last time I measured it was about 8 inches.
     
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    What are you implying?:meow:
     
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    I've noticed that guys with big dicks have really big mental problems. (According to their wives/girlfriends and former wives/girlfriends. I mean that unironically. I've spoken to quite a few.)
     
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    sounds like small dick propaganda.

    EDIT: also, your entry begs the question - how are you so surrounded by big dicked men, how are you finding out how big their dicks are, and why are you talking to their various wives and girlfriends about their partner's big dicks. Did you have to go undercover? DEEP undercover?