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  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Anybody else sick of wikipedia's annual soon to be every 6 month's fundraiser,
    for fuck sake, PLEASE READ A PERSONAL APPEAL FROM X WIKIPEDIA'S X of OVER X ARTICLES.

    Why don't they just find something much better to keep Wikipedia running than running fundraisers.
     
  2. TheHipsterDudola

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    Hang on I is go to catched you you dog
     
  3. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Ways Wikipedia can get money to sustain itself.

    SELL WIKIPEDIA COFFEE MUGS!! everybody would want a hot steaming cup of knowledge about shit nobody cares about in the morning!
    Invest jew gold in Apple!
    Get endorsement money for pages on items companys and businesses want to sell and want to spread the word about!
    Offer another service!
    Get Ads!!
     
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    you are the worst poster and your gimmick is shit.
     
  5. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Thank you.
     
  6. Flu

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    I'm going to save him sometime. Here will be his reply:

    SCOTLAND ha has hare been seen not dog? you jet ground while WIVES fish shoot shoe shit!!! DONNGGG?????
     
  7. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Is this how hipsters speak?
     
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    I don't know it can be kind of fun...[​IMG]

    P.S. Not my work or idea.
     
  9. ExplosiveDiareah

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    JIMMY DOES PORNO

    he should do it again and use the revenue to fund Wikipedia.
     
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    I sure Jimmy has plenty of jewgolds, but like any Jew, will always want more. Being a mendicant has become a profession again thanks to the internet.
     
  11. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Jews must play Diablo alot to get their lust for gold strengthened.
     
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  13. Flu

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    They used to - until some Nazi's got a hack and town kill'd them
    ('also spawned 20 Grandfather swords)

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  14. ExplosiveDiareah

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    When i finish Diablo i am going to buy a copy of Diablo II strangely enough they still sell them online, box and all.

    I am not going to bother with Diablo 3 since they are going to have My Little Pony in it, so fuck them.
     
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    I own both already. Diablo 2 is a sick game, but #1 is still my favourite because it's so nostalgic. I was a young teen then, sitting for hours in town chatting, or grinding in the dungeons. And when I wasn't doing either of those things, or anything else, I was TK'ing people with hacks.
    Basically, Diablo 1 was identical to EDF.

    Despite Blizzard being really shitty now; and despite how #3 looks like a cross between the horribly rendered WoW-like sprites and the prozac coloured, super mario backgrounds... I'll still play the shit out of it. I love Diablo, and despite its flaws, it looks like it plays smooth.
     
  16. ExplosiveDiareah

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    WoW has piss poor polygon models, not sprites.

    anyway, i found out about it when i was like 7 and i just popped it in and played it on a whim a few days ago, and i am hooked, i look forward to the second one, i never got around to getting it because in 2003 i sort of phased out of PC games and went console, by the way there used to be this sick ass PS1 emulator for PC which had NO issues whatsoever, i miss it..
    but now, i will play anything that is OLD and for the PC and which runs without fucking issues.

    In fact you know what? i might build a PC for myself using the most oldest components for it's shell, and use Windows XP optimized parts and then play ALL the classics, Half-Life Diablo, Warcraft (the RTS) System Shock Balders gate Quake III arena, Doom, i am sure there are many more i will remember them and get them, one way or another.

    I am done with modern games, they all suck god damn ASS.
    And the future of PC games is all STEAM driven DRM SHIT
     
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    (Oh, sorry. I'm not up-to-date on the terms. I'm often too busy having sex with girls to learn.)

    That aside, you totally should build an archaic computer. I have one at my dad's house (don't know why I didn't bring it with me when I moved...?) that I use to play old games; games normally too old to run properly on my current machine.

    My favourite game on my old machine so far is the classic microprose Magic: the Gathering game, where you build decks and play vs. the comp or friends, or, best yet, you shuffle around a world map trying to take out rival 'walkers via battles using the magic cards that you win or buy, in-game.
    It's such an addictive game. It must be almost 15 years old, but it's still solid.

    However, there was another MTG game I used to own that featured map walking and summoning, but was done in more of a starcraft type style. It could have been a good game - a real good game - but was so glitched out and unbalanced that it was simply impossible to win or enjoy the game. Just like having sex with an old man.
     
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    I think nostalgia just makes the games seem good. For example; I think Lords of Magic: Special Edition is the greatest turn based strategy game ever. That's probably because I played the fuck out of that game when I was twelve.
     
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    It was not an insult or remark, but WOW does not use sprites, Sprites are just 2d pictures with a transparent background to appear as objects in a game, like doom, that uses sprites, one thing i always noticed in games like Wolf3D and Doom is that objects on the ground always face the same way, if you try to look at it from the other side, the side facing you just turns to face the camera.

    also i thought you fucked little boys not girls.
    Maybe that is why Diablo is my game of the year, but really nah, thing is games haven't changed much at all over the years, Bioshock? that's just a highly stylish shooter based off System Shock with Spells and Mana under the guise of Eve and Plasmids.
    two different endings? so what, games from the 90's have alternate endings, even Metroid had different "endings" and that's an 80's game.

    Games suck ass, i am glad the industry is dying.
     
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    YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
     
  21. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Then again i could never take flu seriously as some kidnapper he claims to be, because HE IS CANADIAN