Guys, I have something to tell you...

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  1. oddguy

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    I'm pregnant.
     
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    And you already have the family pictures out I see: [​IMG]
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    I hope the father is Palestinian ...
     
  5. Baya Rae 4900

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  6. Cobalt

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    Using the certified ED approach, I found out who the father is.
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    Now, I have promised not to mention names, so we will just refer to the person as Millost.
     
  7. uberfukken

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    lining the inside of your stomach with 4 litres of semen does not make you pregnant
     
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    Spreading the rape rape rape love.
     
  9. oddguy

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  11. Andria Kilgore

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    Where subhumans like kikes and niggers belong.
     
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    Then again America is owned by kikes and run by a nigger.
     
  13. minty

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    when's the baby shower?
     
  14. oddguy

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    What is a "shower"?
     
  15. minty

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    before your baby is born you have a party and people give you free stuff for the baby... clothes, diapers, bottles, cyanide... you know, necessities
     
  16. oddguy

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    Oh! That sounds wonderful!
    That must be why people tell me I need to shower more often.
     
  17. minty

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    ...yes, yes it is
     
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    I know what a baby shower is, but when I read that, I thought of this.
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