Guy who can't get laid makes documentary about kissing

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by Rodion, Dec 18, 2015.

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Would you give this man a smooch

  1. to eat the cheeto stains off his veneers

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  2. no thanks I'm lesbian

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  3. OMG I AM LIKE HIS BIGGEST FAN!!!!

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  1. Lovecraft

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    I bet it smells like a mix of old people and Magic The Gathering tournaments.
     
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  2. Nox Noctis

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    Echi 'till I die. All these lolis call me Senpai.

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    Imagine the state of the rest of his house and how absolutely filthy the kitchen must be as well.
     
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    Does absolutely nothing

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    I showed this to my friend why she was eating and she threw up in her mouth a little.
     
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    How the hell does someone get a sink dirty though? Like, pretty much every activity involving a bathroom sink also involves some kind of cleaning agent, or is he using it wizardchan style?
     
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    I know it's a long shot, but can you imagine a woman going to Romeo Rose's apartment for one of his "photo shoots?" He wouldn't get past the plying her with alcohol stage. She'd run for her life as soon as she caught a glimpse of that serial killer sink. How does that even happen? Worse, how can he think he's even clean after washing up in there? A septic tank is cleaner than his sink.
     
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    Wow what a surprise you are too much of a pussy to stick by what you say and remove your own videos, twitter and FB accounts CONSTANTLY. You are a PUSSY.
     
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  10. endsenten

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    [​IMG]
     
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    it would have twice as much filth, half as much actual kitchen items
     
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    This is why that prostitute didn't want his dick in her. Even paid whores have standards.
     
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    Even in Silent Hill he would have trouble getting a date.
    Seriously, even the Silent Hill nurses would require him to wear a brown paper bag not just over his head, but over his entire body.
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    I tell ya, shit I don't know how else to say it so I'm just gonna come out n' say it
    IT'S DAGOBAH NOT DAGOBAN omg
     
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    H takes a piss and then proceeds to show everyone, while rambling about Star Wars.

    The first 50 seconds of the video has me convinced he should be institutionalized.
     
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    After he pissed he didn't look down long enough to give his :dong:a proper shake, makes me wonder if little piss droplets got everywhere while he was spinning around & ranting about starwars.
     
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    Its performance art. He is saying star wars is piss.
     
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    is his disgusting sink and filthy toilet count as part of his "performance art"?
     
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    @Romeo Rose come back! i need you to explain why your menstrual painting is so terrible
     
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    [QUOTE="kurisu, post: 816729, member: 5012"

    The first 50 seconds of the video has me convinced he should be euthanized. [/QUOTE]

    ftfy
     
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    ftfy
     
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    ftfy
     
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  27. aggressiveboob

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    when do you want to schedule the orgy?
     
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    You told me I look like Vin Diesel and you want to tongue clean my dick.
     
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  29. Fraud Based Economy

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    You look like a high school Math teacher.
     
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    He is a boy and yet he is also a fish

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    You look like a bad time.
     
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