Guy who can't get laid makes documentary about kissing

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by Rodion, Dec 18, 2015.

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Would you give this man a smooch

  1. to eat the cheeto stains off his veneers

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  2. no thanks I'm lesbian

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  3. OMG I AM LIKE HIS BIGGEST FAN!!!!

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  1. Hater

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    It's funny you say that, because you would literally have no social interaction whatsoever if it wasn't for you trolling the Internet to scam girls into being near you.
     
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    ... Wait... So you ARE making a movie? What happened to this being another one of your Daffy Duck-esque schemes for poon?
     
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    You are making a film about anti-technology with one of the latest modern conveniences available.
     
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    roro "movie" = snuff film
     
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    So mr. Artist, when can we expect this cinematic masterpiece to drop? You're up against alot of other big summertime players buddy.
     
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    That's the only way anyone will watch it.
     
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    I'm sure the script will be captivating.
    Let's see. A narcissistic, failed "musician" tries literally every trick in the book to get laid -- and fails. Is he sure it's supposed to be a horror film? Sounds like a slap-stick comedy to me.
     
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    You're a dickhead and an abject loser. Everyone is laughing at you, not with you. Including that horse you just passed, who thinks you have a stupidly big head.
     
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    I am a filmmaker, I am romeo rose[/QUOTE]
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    I am in love with the redheaded server girl at clay pit! My heart belongs to her and her only! Romeo Rose
     
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    Romeo's heart has the attention span of a humming bird
     
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    You should propose dude, for real.
     
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    Tell her you want her inside you and them gnash your veneers at her
     
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    I meant "then" but you know what I mean
     
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    His penis has the span of a hummingbird's as well

    Unfortunately, the same can't be said of his grossly distended cranium.
     
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