Guy who can't get laid makes documentary about kissing

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by Rodion, Dec 18, 2015.

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Would you give this man a smooch

  1. to eat the cheeto stains off his veneers

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  2. no thanks I'm lesbian

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  3. OMG I AM LIKE HIS BIGGEST FAN!!!!

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    @Romeo Rose Whilst in prison, ask the prison psychiatrist to help you out with your obvious mental problems. You really need help. This isn't a jab at you. It's sound advice and if you have any sanity or intelligence left, you'll follow it.
     
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    This is good advice, but I doubt he'll take it. Maybe we'll luck out and his mental issues will be noticed and he won't have a choice but to get help but I wouldn't count on it.

    @Romeo Rose, I have multiple family members who work in a state penitentiary and none of them think you're gonna do well in your stay lol. You gonna get those veneers snapped in, brochacho. Careful who you brag to...

    How long you in for? Do you know yet?
     
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    Great strategy! Bet you find a nice friend to makeout with in the joint. If you play your cards right you can even get laid as often as you want and don't even have to pay people or take out an ad. What a terrific experience for you! Have fun Romeo!!!!
     
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    @Romeo Rose You never made an acceptance speech for winning FOTY 2015. Inquiring minds want to know: What's it like to be rated as more pathetic than literal furry dogfucker @Sir Wulfington inside of your first month on EDF?
     
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    If you are "out on good faith: as you put it, then it means that you were arrested. If you were arrested, then there should be an arrest record correct? How come there is no record of your arrest in Las Vegas? By the way, what affairs do you have to get in order when you have no job and no personal property?
     
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    If he got arrested how the fuck did he manage to pay bail
     
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    Many simple offense (like vandal) carry an own recognizance release.
     
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    When will Trump officially denounce and repudiate all association with Romeo Rose?
     
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    ayo, you do realize that there are expenses in jail like shit you want/need?

    nigga gonna be blowing Diangelos cock for some toothpaste by the 3rd week.. and the commissary doesn't take face melting sloppy af guitar solos for compensation, beeehotch
     
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    Ladies, we missed a golden opportunity to suck on his veneers like chiclets & become a movie star at the same time

    [​IMG]
     
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    "Like you see in the old Friday the 13th movies"

    LOL, I'm dead.
     
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    D'ahngelous..
    FTFY
     
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    5 minutes of horror

    AKA sex with roro.

    followed by 15 mins of crying and apologies
     
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    You missed the "Audition with me this week... ASAP" part :D
     
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    One of these days a pimp is going to whoop his ass for non payment on these acting jobs.
     
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    As much as roro should be ashamed of himself for these ads

    Any woman that gets sucked in by this shit deserves the herpes she will probably get from his mouth
     
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    I see you also frequent the "Casual Encounters" sub of your local personals.
     
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    Not even going to bother watching it fam

    Why do you always want my attention so bad though?
     
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    Romeo
     
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    lol you are so creepy
     
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    Girl In The Video: "I get scared really easily"
    Romeo Rose: "Excellent!"

    Oh my God you fucking creep
     
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    Ok i watched the video, was thinking 'this isnt that creepy'


    Then i remembered what the face behind the camera looks like
     
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    Wasn't it supposed to be a make out scene.... Actress was too uncomfortable... Wasn't she?
     
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    Claims to be movie-maker but films the audition on his phone in portrait mode.

    Maybe in between thrusts Bubba can show you how to properly film something with a keistered phone.
     
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    I am doing most of this film with phones because I am a artist, and this is part of my vision and subplot of a movie about anti technology and a reflection of today's narcissistic youth culture of being glued to a phone and facebook while being devoid of real human connection.

    I am a filmmaker, I am romeo rose
     
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