Guy who can't get laid makes documentary about kissing

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by Rodion, Dec 18, 2015.

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Would you give this man a smooch

  1. to eat the cheeto stains off his veneers

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  2. no thanks I'm lesbian

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  3. OMG I AM LIKE HIS BIGGEST FAN!!!!

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  1. Rodion

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    Romeo-Rose_190100.


    This is the video when the guy's original advertisement found some media attention.
    Behold Aryans, your ultra white veneers barring viring messiah against interracial dating is here and will teach you how to kiss a woman!

    For more information our retarded little brothers at Kiwi farms have the full scoop including some legal trouble with domestic violence and rapist behavior.
    https://kiwifar.ms/threads/romeo-rose-sleepless-in-austin.4363/
     
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    You responded and got shot down, huh?
     
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    If he has all this money to produce a documentary, why can't he just pay a bunch of hookers?
     
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    Agreed, aside for cocaine... what else is life for?
     
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    Yeah. Said he's not into beaks and feathers. :(
     
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    You complete me. ♥
     
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    Because he said he wouldn't want a girl who had sex before, but i think at some point his virgin rage reminiscent of Chris Chan may lower that standard.
    Perhaps a trio of hookers is just the christmas present he needs.
    As his virgin rage grows he just might except your offer as long as you aren't a black parrot, he got pretty serious when the interviewer asked about his racial preference. :crackhead::wilkins:
     
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    Double posts make me think you want my cock... hard pass.
     
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    THOSE FUCKING TEETH
     
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    It'd take A LOT of money to pay a hooker to sleep with that fake teeth man.
     
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    Who the fuck holds their fork like that? Who fucking raised him? A zoo? Because that's how I seen monkeys eat.

    "From the Ghettos to the Limos" Seriously, I don't know where this guy is coming from. If he was really from the ghetto he would know that hood bitches be cheap, though he would be tonguing mostly herpe infested nigresses, but hey if you want to be a wigger you better take it all the way.
     
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    That set of gnashers will haunt my dreams.
    He should look for a girl with odontophilia or something like it.
     
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    I love that Austin Powers-esque red blouse he's sporting in the first picture, clearly he's a ladykiller already

    From his list of requirements for a female paramore:
    I'm safe
     
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    Sounds like quite a catch.
    You should put in some work on your appearance, and this hunkin' slab of primo man-meat might be yours.
     
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    I'm not really into fucking mentally-ill horsefaces, if I were then @messyjessie would be tied up in my basement right now
     
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    You mean she's running loose? Goddammit SB, we were counting on you to keep it contained!
     
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    I'm pretty sure she's incarcerated, because if she weren't then she would still be posting here
     
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    She might just be frozen somewhere in the Antarctic.
    "Kom dere vekk idioter. Det er ikke bare en hore, det er en slags TING! Det imiterer en hore, det er ikke virkelig!"
     
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    Nice movie reference
     
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