Guy uses super ninja moves to attack police, synthetic marijuana to blame once again!

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  1. Hemlock

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    (jesus christ, i must be good at finding things like this)

     
  2. Lyle

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    You forgot to link the video lazyass!


    Is it bad quality or was that lady in the red dress's cunt was blurred?
    The occurrences will occur more often as we approach the zombie apocalypse in December.
     
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    I believe he was using the homosex ninjitsu style there
     
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    Those cops are a joke. It doesn't take three people and a taser to subdue one person on a drug that's, and this is important, the polar opposite of an Upper.
     
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    0:16...don't taaaze me brooo...hahahahaha
     
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    Actually, I did, click on the word Youtube and you should be directed to it.
     
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    What do you expect from pigs?
     
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    The neckbeards explain everything. Secret government program to create the perfect soldier, via synthetic Marijuana use. The first two incidents were prototypes. They are getting better.
     
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    http://reason.com/blog/2012/06/27/the-inevitable-man-bites-dog-story
     
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    I have this romantic notion that police officers will someday act with a level of professionalism and skill that sets them above other people.
     
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    Synthetic weed doesn't have THC but a bunch of chemicals that do god knows what.
    We already have a thread about a guy that ate a dog while on synthetic weed.
     
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    Just btw;
    No, he was flailing around like a man out of his fucking mind.
     
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    THC doesn't make people eat dogs. It makes them hungry as fuck, sure, but not like that. So why are we calling this stuff Synthetic Weed if it isn't actually like weed in any way?
     
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    Because it was originally meant to be a "All Natural" legal substitute for Weed. (There is nothing natural in this, just a bunch of chemicals that apparently sometimes cause psychotic episodes.)
    No THC so you can smoke it without it appearing on any urine tests while still getting stoned.
    So they called it Synthetic weed and passed it off to paranoid potheads/13 year olds looking to get stoned without "The Man" busting them.
     
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    I don't think it worked.
     
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    It might not have worked but its pretty entertaining to watch so far.
     
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    I think that 1, its the power of the internet to pull patterns from chaos, and 2 the personal sense of humor of the newswriters who see the trends, that have lead to these stories becoming prominent. Its pretty hilarious though, drugs errwhere. I doubt its a conspiracy, just the internet being weird.
     
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    Also, what's with the "Zombie" thing? That guy who had his face eaten is doing relatively fine, no sign of dying and coming back or anything, then these two other recent cases were a different drug and not nearly as horrid.
     
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    Its called "Riding the zombie bandwagon off the cliff of stupidity."
     
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    And, I don't think it might end. I hope it DOES end.
     
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    It'll only end when something else comes and replaces it.
    Which at this point could be anything.
     
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    Yep.
     
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    Yup.
     
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    Who would have though eating people's faces was the sort of crime that just spawns copycat criminals.
     
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    Fair enough.
     
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    i know everyones thinking it, so i'll be the one to say it...............ZOMBEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!