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    Lol lucky punk ass nigga didn't get shot this time, he really deserved a bullet instead of getting stabbed
     
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    You know it's tragic that we're not allowed guns to deal with intruders here in Australia. Guns can be relatively quick and painless compared to, say, a kitchen knife. And I can be pretty mean with a kitchen knife. Also a much larger chance of them bleeding to death. Probably better that way. Like my parents use to say "Somebody breaks into your home, you kill them. If you let them live, they can sue you and testify in a courtroom."
     
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    yeah typical commonwealth bs
     
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    Lol. Just this.
     
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    Indeed.

    You're probably efficient with cane swords or whatever bourgeois bitches routinely use.
     
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    Since when and why did I acquire the status of "bourgeois bitch"?
     
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    Since you started bragging about doing drugs in Amsterdam and acting like your typical bourgeois bitch. (Including having the typical beliefs of one.)
     
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    If you had read the title of the thread, you would've noticed it was Rotterdam, which confirms the fact that you constantly make up arguments out of thin air. But I'd love to hear what typical beliefs I have?
     
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    They were secretly hoping you'd be Raped and killed in a chubby-chaser home invasion.

    I know where they're coming from.
     
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    HOLY FUCK, YOU'D BETTER POUNCE ON A SPELLING ERROR LIKE THE LITTLE BOURGEOIS BITCH THAT YOU ARE. That's bound to convince everyone that you're not a bourgeois bitch.

    I know you mean well but I wasn't raise to take it up the ass like you, Scummy.
     
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    How exactly does correcting spelling errors make me a Bourgeois bitch?
     
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    It doesn't make you one, it's a symptom of one. Bourgeois bitch.
     
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    This is why in the case you choose to deal with an intruder, to make sure it doesn't make it out alive.

    Also niggers in Canada. :nelson:
     
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    I don't mean well.

    And you need to get your shit together.

    It's ARSE, not ass. You fucking seppo sellout.
     
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    I take that which is most efficient from every culture and claim it as my own.

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    Oh fucking please.

    You are hardly Picard, and the only thing about the Borg you resemble is one of their fucking huge ships.

    The only thing you claim as your own is anything unfortunate enough to stray into your strangely powerful local gravitational field.
     
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    Big shigs are sho shilly!
     
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    You jelly, bro? You seem jelly.
     
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    @CallMeMaggot You could say that when it comes to sandwiches I don't mess around and cut to the chase. :awesome:
     
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    Pity they always manage to escape, the bitches

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    Time was no one would think twice if you straight up MURDERED a home intruder. If you don't want to get stabbed, shot, beaten, and generally killed. STOP ROBBING OTHER PEOPLES HOMES. I honestly think that if some guy is in your house stealing your shit, you should totally be able to shoot him. That might cut down on robberies don't you think, if people knew they could be KILLED.

    I have no idea, where this bizarre, social space came from where we can't hurt someone who is ROBBING us, preying on us, breaking into our house to take our things, and the police worry about what we do to them? They're the criminal, the agressor, BREAKING IN. What are we supposed to do, call the cops? They'll do six months and be back on the street stealing again. We'd have fewer criminals if private citizens could just blow their heads off when they were you know, doing bad things to them.
     
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    The moral issue is ofcourse if breaking and entering is a crime that deserves a penalty quite as heavy as death.
     
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    Agree, thank God we have States w/ castle laws. This happened in Canada and we all know Britain (and their commonwealth's) attitude is on gun ownership.
     
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    Hamburger Tortoise always gets me hungry for hamburgers.

    Thanks Hamburger Tortoise!