Guy collects first and last from 8 people for apartment he doesn't own

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  1. zaiger

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    This scumbag (who lives down the street from me), put an ad on Craigslist and rented out the apartment he was renting from someone else 8 times, all to people who are supposed to move in today. I hope he had a nice run and whatever drugs he bought with that money were good, because he is going to be spending a long time in prison once he gets caught.


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    That douche deserves to be beaten to within an inch of his life
     
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    A thousand a month?
     
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    Yeah that is typical of a 1 or 2 bedroom apartment where I live. New England, more specifically the Boston area, is one of the most expensive parts of the country to live in. I pay $1000 for my 1 1/2 bedroom. Before this I paid 1,400 for a 3 bedroom (between 3 people).
     
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    Holy fuck, I would freeze/Starve to death having to pay that.
     
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    Nobody lives alone here. Everyone has roommates or family that lives with them unless they are rich. A single room in a rooming house with a shared bathroom is like $600 a month here.
     
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    Oh, wait, no. I forgot that America's money isn't worth shit anymore. Yeah, that's about right. Actually, that's pretty cheap compared to almost anywhere in Australia.
     
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    When I lived in Florida it was so much cheaper. I paid $350 a month for a one bedroom apartment. Florida is a shit-hole though so I will gladly pay the extra to not have to live there.
     
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    Oh, nevermind then.

    House I lived in before eviction was 550$ 3 room, so eh.
     
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    It depends on your income.

    I was going to write that if everybody had enough money they'd all get apartments in NYC's highrise buildings but then I remembered 9/11.
     
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    Lol Florida. Back when I spent a year in the USA in high school I went to Ft. Lauderdale with my host sister and some other students. I remember being super excited, because my idea of Florida was formed by television and I imagined it as something of a tropical paradise (where everyone drives white convertibles). Well, it WAS hot and humid, but our car got broken in on the 2nd day, the hotel was infested by biblical amounts of insec, we were threatened by a roid-raging cop and the people in the smaller towns we passed through on our way were sometimes plain weird.

    Not an atypical Florida experience, I was told later.
     
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    Wow. So, basically, Florida is the closest thing you guys have to Australia.
     
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    Well, not "us" guys technically, the year I spent in the US hardly makes me an American. The closest thing we Europeans have is Southern Italy.
     
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    You just can't do that kind of shit to other people:mad:

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    Murica's dollar is worth .98 shits to be exact.

    I love how the BPD is going about trying to catch this guy.
    *rings up suspect* Hello is this Jay?
    Jay: Yea whose this?
    BPD: This is the Boston Police Department, Detective Thinks You Want To Go To Jail speaking. Would you mind terribly turning yourself in, as we have had no luck tracking you down any other way?
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    Lol Tropical paradise. If you want a tropical paradise in Florida, you go South Beach if have the money. By the way, Which school in Ft. Launderale you enrolled?

    LOLWUT?! Its like $750-$1000+ for 1 bedroom in South Florida. In Pembroke Pines its like 1500+ for 2 bedrooms and you don't want to know about the deposit cost.

    All I want to say is that:

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    Also, isn't this a setup for an awesome sitcom?

    I'm sure that they can all live there at the same time. Firstly, everybody takes shifts living there. Five families have the home from 12AM to 12PM while the other five have it from 12PM to 12AM. I remember in the old country how ten of us slept in a single room. Well they've got two rooms and each family is probably the standard two parents plus two kids. It's fine. Plus with so many people living there the rent will be no bother.
     
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    Nigger, I pay 1160 a month for a 1 bedroom, and thats fucking reasonable where I am. And no, I don't live in new york.
     
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    I didn't live in Ft. Lauderdale, we went to Florida during winter break. I lived in Denver and was enrolled at the New West Denver High School - "Home of the Cowboys".

    You wouldn't get the impression from looking at the building but it was pretty ghetto, there were fights all the time and the teachers sucked balls. Our history teacher was a former construction worker who apparently became a teacher via an on-line course. It was a great time, though.
     
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    Also this man is an incredible bro who deserves our respect for an awesome scam.
     
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    What a faggot. Hope he gets what's coming to him.
     
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    Broken pic. Explain the joke.
     
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