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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Atomic_Joe, Jan 5, 2012.
I just saved a shitload of money on my car insurance by switching to geico...
This is the best thread you have ever posted.
It's the best idea I ever had.
Like you own a car.
Now if you'd said that you'd saved heaps on bong insurance, I may have believed you.
I don't A car, I own 40.
Matchbox cars don't count, douche.
I bet he has a F-body Camaro/ 'bird with decals.
YES THEY DO, BITCH.
Got the fleet discount from Geico then. Way to go, big fella.
Let me guess, your He-Man action figure does your vehicle maintenance, and Barbie gives you a blow after a hard day's work.
Are you ready for this? Really read? Seriously ready?
NO, BLOWING MY DICK IS YOUR CRUSTY MOTHERS JOB.
Just make sure she takes her teeth out first. Some of those dentures are pretty sharp - take my word for it.
If she starts to bite, just slap her on top of the head to get the bitch back on track.
Wait, no teeth?
Nevermind, I liek biters.
Just make sure you hose her mouth out when you're done.
Bitch has no concept of oral hygiene (as evidenced by the fact she's willing to put your scabby cock in her pie hole).
Point of clarification: those aren't scabs, it's poop. I was stirring some homeless old ladies turds.
I can see why you'd want to make the distinction.
Lol, this thread.
THIS WAS FUNNY WITH DRUGS YESTERDAY
AND IT IS STILL FUNNY WITHOUT DRUGS TODAY.