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  1. SomeIdiot

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    @Rev writes these tests for mensa
     
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    Are you insinuating or stating im a dumdum?
     
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    no i thnk youre smrt

    i leik lurning nu wurds with h00t

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    I detected that speed was the object of this test. Fuck I'm smart. Did it in under 5 mins. I don't understand why when I got 15/30 they only gave me 50%. Fuckers.

    Mensa Workout
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    Your score: 50%!
    You took the "Mensa Workout" quiz and were awarded 15/30 marks
     
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    BLeh i only did 13 questions cos im lazy and tired however so mucho smarto pantos i got
    Your score: 43%!
    You took the "Mensa Workout" quiz and were awarded 13/30 marks
     
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    I started doing this and on problem 3 realized this was like those tests they made me do in High School because I was slightly retarded gentleman. These things are B.S.
     
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    Scored 93% in 16 minutes

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    I'm an evil Scotsman and my name is Jock
    For real. Half the questions are well-known riddles and oft-repeated challenges. The one number puzzle was the motherfucking fibonacci sequence for fuck's sake. The math word problems are easy for anybody with a good grasp of complex algebra with two variables (which I have forgotten since high school).
     
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    Don't disparage the test because you can't pass it
     
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    That is cool you got a high score on a test taken via the internet. Tell me about other arbitrary things that don't actually quantify your intelligence as a means of impressing people such as I (who is a wizard).
     
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    IQ of 144? Which is in the 99.5th percentile of the human population, or thereabouts?
     
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    Eh... Not gonna bother with this.
    Don't realy trust the results of IQ tests on the internet as something that is in any way credible.
     
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    You are making the terrible assumption that the retards that surround us on a daily basis are the natural state of humanity.
     
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    I'm surprised you didn't set your IQ at 250, like your similarly arse-pulled-out-of bench figure.
     
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    If I could be fucked, I'd put that in the QOTN thread.

    Unfortunately, as I place squarely in the group that surrounds us on a daily basis, it's not going to happen.
     
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    I got a 66% after skipping 1/4 of the questions.

    http://intelligence-test.net/part1/

    And this

    suckit1.

    Internet tests are easy, difficult, and completely untrustworthy. They don't mean jack shit.
     
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    looks liek most of brainacs onf teh forum r all talk, 2 scare 2 take the test, phags Xp



    lol mensa isnt 4 girls, the fuck r u doeng?
     
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    The majority is the average. Just because people ain't smart don't mean they ain't average.

    Tested at 144. You're only incredulous because you don't want to believe that I'm smarter than you are. See above post: "Don't disparage the test because you can't pass it." Interpret that as you will (if you can).
     
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    You don't know anything, they are automatons with the minds of slaves. They are breed that way. They do not represent the normal capacity of a human.


    When I was your age I got something like 120ish on a real IQ test. However IQ means nothing given that you are not a wizard.
     
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    I scored an unimpressive 101 in kindergarten. My dad scored a 145 but he talks to himself, swears loudly whenever something goes wrong and apologizes to whatever is in earshot, drinks an entire pot of coffee only to make a joke 15 minutes later about how he has the runs, cannot hold a normal conversation with a regular person, walks like he has a metal pole shoved up his ass, sputters and yells incoherently when he is angry, mumbles and mutters to himself about things, asks retarded questions that any sane person would know the answer to. Confirmed. High IQ makes you autistic.
     
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    How do you know you're smarter than me?

    What's my IQ, oh telepathic princess?

    And do you consider IQ a measure of "smartness"?
     
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    Every bit as stupid as an aspie claiming superiority over normal people.

    IQ is a measure of logical and spatial reasoning and problem solving. Not a gauge of knowledge.
     
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    No shit!!! Wow!!! You are easily the smartest person I'm currently replying to!!!!
     
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    I never really liked IQ tests, personally, especially how Mensa uses it. Anyone who feels the need to be identified and praised for how well they did on some test has a serious complex(See: Rev).
    It also would not surprise me that every member of Mensa had a dual enrollment in some persecuted atheist society.
     
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    Apparently not as smart as I thought. I just accused @MedicalParrot of being a man. Then again, that might have just been my natural laziness and propensity for not giving a fuck catching up with me.