Guide: Users of EDF

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Failstation, Jul 8, 2018.

  1. Failstation

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    EDF Elite

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    Hello!

    This is an in-depth guide of the common occurrences on EDF, and what to expect!

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  2. Lazarus+

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    Verbal Laudanum

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    hey thanks for that original content there guy
     
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  3. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    Which one am i
     
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  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    Lawlman

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    Somebody call Shia LaBeouf because we need to start checking penises. And not the feminine kind, either.
     
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  5. realgert7

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    you don't have this book and then resurrected because fuck
     
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  6. Vez'nan

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    Ediot

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    I think I'm The Content, but a little more awkward and stupid
     
  7. Lyle

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    turtle

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    'common' , there are much rarer pokemans that have a category of their own.

    @Mikemikev ;)
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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  9. Cobalt

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    Girlvinyl

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    Good thing I am a chad.
     
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  10. Lazarus+

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    Verbal Laudanum

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    are you, however

    danglin'
    ?
     
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  11. Lovecraft

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    EDF Hero

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    There are just three kinds of EDF users:
    Faggots
    Retards
    Faggot retards
     
  12. Maysam

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    Pilot

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    I'd like to say *niggerfaggots but who knows when and if @TheBrickBalls will return?
     
  13. Vez'nan

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    Ediot

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    well it says they were last on the site about 2 days ago, so maybe
     
  14. dropdatwat

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    better question is where tf is @ilovejesus69 in less than 3 hours it will be a fucking MONTH since he was last on

    Is he seriously STILL unaware ED's back up? Guess he's gone forever. Well that was a nice 5 months

    F
     
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  15. uberfukken

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    obsolete mule

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    He'll be back as soon as you leave for that army sex change operation or whatever
     
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  16. dropdatwat

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    but aren't trannies b& from the army
     
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  17. Lyle

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    Doesn't ILJ have a family? Someone will need to take over them if he's really dead.
     
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  18. dropdatwat

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    wait if he has a family then that makes his absence much more understandable
     
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  19. Lyle

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    No, there are only two reasons why someone isn't on EDF anymore.
    1) ded
    2) jail
     
  20. Vez'nan

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    Ediot

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    Yeah but they probably all have lives, they'd never be a good replacement.
     
  21. dropdatwat

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    EDF Hero

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    speaking of families and internet

    DAE notice how Cody in DaddyOFive was LITERALLY a red-headed stepchild?
     
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  22. TheBrickBalls

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    Girlvinyl

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    I work too much to be on here all the time.
     
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  23. Fraud Based Economy

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    Disinherited Nigerian Prince

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    I'll take a third option.

    3) Because this place isn't active enough to merit the effort. Most of the userbase is past 30, with IRL shit to do. Shitposting is a game for young men, and bored people with "fuck you" money.
     
  24. GloriousReader

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    #CouchCrew2k15

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    3. Heroin binge
     
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  25. Failstation

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    Can we sticky the thread?
     
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  26. Lovecraft

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    Go for it, they'll only kick you out if they find out that you needed to have a penis surgically attached to pass for male.
     
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  27. A Fucking Box

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    Removed

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  28. BuddDwyer

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    Ediot

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