Guess who's legal!

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Nettles, Dec 2, 2013.

  1. Nettles

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    It's been a long five years, but I'm back and won't get you arrested for statutory rape in the United States. Most of you probably don't know who this fresh asshole is, so let me explain. I was u-max back in the day when I wanted to be a 13 year old girl, and when Weev was crashing into Mercedes-Benz in the parking lot of his local grocery store. That old man, Dan, banned me for being a jailbait in a sea of dirty old dudes like Kale and Rice. After getting a stern and fatherly talking to by D-malice and the butterball crew, I set out on an adventure to gain a pair of hairy balls. Here we are.
     
  2. scumhook

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    I didn't read past "It's", but I can tell from the uninterrupted block of text that it was a cool story.

    Fuck you.
     
  3. White nationalist

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    GET OUT DON'T COME BACK
     
  4. Arcticphoenix95

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    Secretary of Fast Food and Sexual Assault

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    Here's some complementary porn as part of the EDF welcome basket:
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  5. ilovejesus69

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    Wow. You are not off to a good start. Good luck.
     
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    18? Go home, grandma.
     
  7. oddguy

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    Please be the next messy jessie.
     
  9. Cobalt

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    Tits or GTFO. Actually tits then GTFO.
     
  10. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    You really should take the second chance at a life Dan gave you and get out.

    Welcome back, please feel free to partake in our quality threads and articles, and feel free to browse the many choices of bling available to purchase. We here at ED welcome your upcoming contributions and really hope you're here for the long haul.
     
  11. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'm sure your ban had to do with you being jailbait and not you being an unbearable faggot.
     
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  12. Milwin

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    2013 Faggot of the Year

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    no gotis enabling

    because fuck you.
     
  13. oddguy

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    I think this is a man.
     
  14. Milwin

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    2013 Faggot of the Year

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    how is that supposed to make a difference here?
    IN THE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA FORUMS
     
  15. Cobalt

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    Girlvinyl

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    So I shouldn't enable you?
     
  16. oddguy

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    I guess he could have tits if he is really fat?
     
  17. Solution

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    Back when you wanted to be a girl? Either way, you were a tranny then or you're a tranny now. Fuck you, OP.
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  20. Baya Rae 4900

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  21. Milwin

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    2013 Faggot of the Year

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    seeing this from you really says a lot about you
     
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    fuck all of you, i was scrolling through this thread with my 8yo stepsister watching

    oh well, she's going to lose her innocence in one way or another
     
  23. Cobalt

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    She already did.
     
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    i can help with this
     
  25. MrGask

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    You should really pay attention to this @Nettles . The Member Formerly Known As Baya is a solar class expert on being an unbearable faggot.
     
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    What ever happened to D-malice anyway?
     
  27. oddguy

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    I think he actually made an account here for like half a second.
     
  28. Baya Rae 4900

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    How inane.
     
  29. MrGask

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    Nice one. Am I to take it you are all grows up now?
     
  30. Baya Rae 4900

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    Yes, I am all grows up now.
     
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