Guess who I saw at wal-mart

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  1. Tom

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    I swear I saw sherrod at wal-mart. She was also looking around cautiously like she was watching out for something. But I swear it was her. I will take pics if I see her again.
     
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    shouldve rammed your cart into hers.
     
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    I didnt have a cart, I was just buying a game and a external hard drive.
     
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    Should have killed her.
     
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    Next when you go out bring a harpoon with ya.
    You know,just in case you run into an ugly whale again.
     
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    oh.
    well shit.

    how do you know it was sherrod?
     
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    You should have engaged into polite conversation with her.
     
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    Well she looked exactly like sherrod.
     
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    derp. :derp:
     
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    Now now. I do believe there are no beings that come even close to the immense whale like resemblance that is Sherrod.

    ...except a Whale. But those aren't usally in Wal-Mart.

    Therefore, it is Sherrod.
     
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    well then he shouldve stabbed her. or have followed her home and murderd her family.
     
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    I should have probably put "I think I saw sherrod" as the title.
     
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    Naaaaw, she already ate her family.
     
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    Stabbing her would be extremely ineffective due to the immense amount of FAT that is protecting her insides.
    That's why civilized gentlemen use harpoons in such encounters.
     
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    tom was unprepared in this situation. a shame.

    then again attacking her in a wal-mart couldve proved fatal. she was probably re-supplying her food supply, and she couldve ate tom
     
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    Yeah, this forum wouldnt survive a day without me.
     
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    That could've been one of the many fat Italian-American women.
     
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    What state was this in?
     
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    interesting.
     
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    Wait, wait, wait. Why would a young, homosexual male live in Florida?
     
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    SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
    WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
    BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
    IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL

    THIS BLUE WAL-MART SHOPPING CART IS WHAT PROPELS ME
    HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY
    AIM DIRECTLY FOR HER CROOKED BROW
    AND LOOK HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE

    WHITE WHALE - HOLY GRAIL


    WHITE WHALE - HOLY GRAIL


    WHITE WHALE - HOLY GRAIL
     
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    Oh I dont know maybe because I own a house here.
     
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    Should I like say that to her if I see her?
     
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    Don't say anything. Just give stare at her and point at her.
     
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    Ok. So just ot make sure it was her, what state does she live in?
     
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    In a few actually.
    Her fat ass covers a major territory.
     
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    Im being serious. Do you mean she moves around alot or something?
     
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    he means shes really fat
     
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    I know. But still, what state is she in?
     
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