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  1. Tom

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    I just fucked my boyfriend in the ass, it was his first time since he was always on top, he cried. lol
     
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    ahhh i see you used my Oz roleplay idea.
    good for you ^^
     
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    Oz roleplay? Thanks.
     
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    just watch 2 seasons of Oz in a single sitting, and the ideas shall flow.
     
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    oh ok I will do that later.
     
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    Good luck to you and your boyfriend.
     
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    Do you use lubricant? first times are hurtful.
     
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    Yeah, how would I beable to get in without lube?
     
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    First use a bat to dilated his anus and then put your penis, easy!1111

    Being serious I'm glad you use lubricant, are you partner still butt hurt?
     
  10. Tom

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    I think so, hes been walking funny and he says it hurts to sit down.
     
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    JESUS CHRIST WTF
     
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    Poor guy, maybe you were to rough.
     
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    I wish I had a boyfriend.
     
  14. Tom

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    Probably, but now he knows how I felt when he fucked me for the first time. But to make him feel better I have been baking him a bunch of cookies.
     
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    Use moar lube.

    Lube=never enough
     
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    I know, I used lube, but I dont think I used enough. Like it was enough for my dick to slide in really easy, but he was in like extreme pain during that, but he didnt want to stop.
     
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    use a guitar's headstock to loosen the anus
    problem solved
     
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    Guitars are for fags. Bass is better.
     
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    Did he bleed?
     
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    Yeah, but not much, I stopped right after I noticed he was bleeding. I like flipped out because I was worried I hurt him.
     
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    Nice .
     
  23. Tom

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    D:
     
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    :D
     
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