GTA V

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  1. Chainsaw surgeon

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    Hopefully it's not boring like shit like the fourth one.
     
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    "I can't wait to play as CJ again" :D
     
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    I'd prefer the main character to be a Neo Nazi just released from prison.
    neo nazism for the lulz
     
  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    Somehow I doubt this is going to be to GTA4 what GTAVC was to GTA3.
     
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    I think it's going to be a Mexican, there hasn't been one (I think) in the GTA franchise. Plus since it's LA (or Los Santos) and CJ (Black) has already been done. Same gangster shit too. Guy tries to raise his kid, get's pulled back into crime/gang, that kinda thing
     
  6. Baya Rae 4900

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    I guess Luis Lopez doesn't count, aye?

    I thought this was the main guy.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    I think it should be a Robot.
    you can call him Dr. Opilops the Robot and your job is to retrieve the organs out of prostitutes.
     
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    That would be fun.
     
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    Best main character concept ever.
     
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    It probably is, since he's also seen robbing the jewelry store(first guy to come out of the Bugstars van)
     
  11. Baya Rae 4900

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    You know who he sounds like? Michael Madsen.
     
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    San Andreas =Best GTA
     
  13. TheDude2894

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    He looks like either Tommy Vercetti or Claude. Considering that sounds NOTHING like Ray Liotta I'm assuming it's the latter.
     
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    Oww noes GTA creepypasta:

    Recently, my friend was acting strange. He was inviting me to games on Playstation Network after it was recently recovered in our state. He invites me to GTA IV, but when I join his games, he leaves, and the game ends. He has sent me pictures of ice cream trucks from Grand Theft Auto, nothing out of the ordinary.

    He sent me his hard drive with his saves to prove what was going on, but nothing too bad happened. A few glitches, such as people with clothes that aren't usually seen, or cars exploding after landing in water. But this night was a different night. I loaded his file, and as I left the safe house, no one was walking the streets of Liberty City. No cops, no peds, no one. I spawned a NRG just to go around and check out the world. No one was around, just me. Then I heard it.

    That tune. It was the first ice cream truck jingle. I changed my camera to see an unmanned ice cream truck chasing me. As the chase led on, I was nearly destroying the thing. The jingle became more distorted as the truck broke, as usual. Finally, it failed to start up, I heard the engine try to start. But, eventually, IT STARTED. This time, the music was different. It was Liberty City Hardcore, backwards and distorted. It wasn't moving, but the car made hyper-realistic smoke and fire. Eventually, the game crashed. I checked my hard drive, no damage. I managed to get the video with my capture card. At least, I thought I did. I accessed my computer only to find the file read: 666.avi. It was corrupted data. I've tried many other methods of capturing the footage. Audio ends up like 666.mp3 and corrupted, pictures 666.jpg and corrupted, etc.

    I can't contact my friend. He won't answer my calls, texts, or emails.
    The Audio Edit



    I managed to rip this from the corrupted file. This is the song after the ice cream truck has broken down. I'm too scared to get any further into this right now, but I'll update soon.
    The Illness Edit

    I've added this to the Mental Illness category. It's taking a toll on my health already. I couldn't sleep last night, I had terrible nightmares, at school, I opened a bathroom stall to find 666 carved all over the walls, only to find out it wasn't really there.
    The PhonecallEdit

    I know, it's been forever since my last update, but I've looked really hard into the segment of my adventure. I recieved a phonecall in real life after school. It was an unknown caller. It was really creepy, in the background screams and injuries (like bones cracking or flesh ripping) could be heard, and a demonic voice told me to back away, that I was warned, and that next time would be serious. The worst part was, when I tried to record it, the audio was me talking to no one. The call was never recieved in the history, and we never got it on the phone bill. I'm really frightened, guys... There's no real point in uploading the audio, I'm not gonna find any clues in it.
    The EndEdit

    "I'm done with the game." Those were the final words I told my friend before he died. Apparently, when my friend tried turning on his PS3 to play the game, it sparked and there was a house fire. The police thought that's what killed him, but I knew it was much more. When I went with his parents to the morgue, I knew that his mangled face wasn't only burnt. He had blunt trauma that the police brushed off as some sort of damage from the ceiling crashing in. But it was much worse, like a hammer went in his head and was yanked out quickly. The hard drive was left in the PS3, and in no way will I be rummaging through the ashes to find it, even if it wasn't destroyed. Anyways, this case is solved. I will not mention by who or how for safety reasons, but it is over.
     
  15. Fumo161

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    Skyrim is better. Fuck this shit.
     
  16. TheDude2894

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    Having a life is better. You should try it.
     
  17. Fumo161

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    What is this thing you call "life"?
    Can you download it off the internet?
     
  18. Baya Rae 4900

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    Grow the fuck up.
     
  19. TheDude2894

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    I'm not the one creaming over a video game.

    Well first you must log on to your IRL account. Then go to the server called OUTSIDE. There are tons of minigames and even a couple main quests to take, like SCHOOL or WORK.
     
  20. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'll take your criticism when you stop spending your parents' money.
     
  21. TheDude2894

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    Like I'm gonna spend the thousands of pounds needed to pay for med school.
     
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    Yeah and once you have done it you do WORK an then EARN money and alot of it asshole. That's why Jews are rich because they work and they don't spend their time fapping on furry pr0n like you do.
     
  23. TheDude2894

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    You misunderstand me. I was saying that there is no way in hell I'm paying for my tuition when my parents can do it for me. I am in med school, and that's why I don't post as frequently as a lot of the other members on the forum.
     
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    You see... TheDude has a big career move after all. As soon as he becomes a Doctor he'll get really rich and pay back everything he owns...
    -tries not to giggle-
    And then.. he'll be able to pay for his parents when they grow old... and everyone will live happily ever after...
    -is starting to snicker-
    And his mommy and daddy will be so proud.
    -finally bursts into laughter-
     
  25. TheDude2894

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    Hey, I'm making something of my life. You're probably typing from your parents basement.
     
  26. Fumo161

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    You? A life?
    Oh that was a good one.
    I got stitches.
     
  27. TheDude2894

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    Why is it so hard to believe that someone who goes on EDF actually has a successful real life? Oh wait, now that I think about it, that does sound kind of hard to believe.
     
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    Having a life is in no way better than SKYRIM.
     
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    I bought the 4th one thinking it was gonna be a blast like SA but I was so wrong, I guess it's still fun but not nearly as much as SA...
     
  30. Baya Rae 4900

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    You know the drill. Pics or it didn't happen.