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Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by RiKio, Nov 20, 2012.

  1. RiKio

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    I´ve been lurking the wiki for almost 3 years, and when I saw the forum I felt I should be here.

    Not much else to say. I´m from Spain, so feel free to ask questions about how do we fail so much.

    Now come at me. Ill be waiting for you. I challenge you to try to offend me. Come at me.
     
  2. scumhook

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    Yuck. We already have one too many fucking Spanish cunts here. @CallMeMaggot - does this piece of shit live in the same village as you? I assume, given your breeding practices, that you're all related to each other.


    Fuck off you cum slurping little whore.

    You'd just love it if a pack of muscular sweaty men ran roughshod over you and then evacuated their bowels onto your eager fat face.

    Well it's not going to happen, princess, so I suggest you crawl back to your Basque hill-people and continue arsefucking your goat.

    Welcome to EDF.

    Now cook me a paella.
     
  3. CallMeMaggot

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    Yeah, in the hut right besides mine. In fact, I sold him my desicated turds as cooking fuel for a living, if that exist here.

    Que pasa, tú.

    ¿De donde eres, si se pué preguntar?
     
  4. RiKio

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    That´s a very detailed sexual fantasy. I bet you are a repressed faggot that just wish to get some cock. Why don´t you come to our church? Our catholic priest is very interested in your problem.



    Del Norte, donde no hablamos como putos marroquíes
     
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    I bet your peasant local priest is interested in buggery. You fucking pervert sausage-stuffer.

    I piss on you and your primitive local customs.


    Speak English or die, foreign scum pig filth.
     
  6. RiKio

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    That´s correct! He´s interested in your ass.


    You wish you could legally fuck 13 year old girls. How jealous!

    Why? In 10 years the english countries will be run over by spics. I suggest you to learn foreign languages. You will not regret.
     
  7. CallMeMaggot

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    Sí, supongo que es de los que en la misa dicen "¡Ahí va la ostia!" en vez de "El cuerpo de cristo", ¿no?

    Putos garrulos
     
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    Have him PM me. I bet he knows some kinky stuff. He's probably been buggering you for years, you violated arsehole.


    True. And 13 yo boys.

    And dogs.

    And corpses.


    Yes, but all you cunts will be doing will be mowing lawns and washing dishes.

    Oh, and saying "Ouuussskeeeeepeeeeng"

    Obligatory hospitality tags:
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  9. Ronny

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    welcome

    1353354954195.
     
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    get out from heres befor i cal polices, get job and stop stelin other peoples:dolan:
     
  11. CallMeMaggot

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    That cunt doesn't look very tight to me
     
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    0/10 too many words, get trampled by a bull.
     
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    You can tell all spaniards are raging queens by that stupid lisp they have.
     
  15. CallMeMaggot

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    I totally agree with the flipant homos part, but the lisp one left me a bit confused

    Also, further proof...even terrorist are astoundingly gay around here:

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    Is that a queer flag or not?
     
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    flag needs more cocks on it
     
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    That is an extremely gay flag.

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    Never gets old...well, it does, but anyways...
     
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  22. Moscow

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    oh so you're a fucking paedophile? and one that doesn't even speak english as a first language. just great.
     
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    Fixed



    And their leader is a fucking tranny
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    Nah, just jailbait.
     
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    Lol, I didn't know...I'm so fucking lazy when it's about anything political...
     
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    In ten years there will be absolutely no need to know any languages, as we will have machines to speak for us.
    http://www.att.com/gen/press-room?pid=22626

    Anyway, welcome to EDF.
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  28. Negi Springfield

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    Hello there.

    I don't want to offend you, just find out some stuff from you. Have you seen any of the American hispanic gangs like the Latin Kings or the Netas? Is your area nice? Do you have a significant other? Otherwise, welcome to EDF, home of a menagerie of people.
     
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    whats that jacket chinchilla?