Greetings from a dirty half-Jew!

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by JEWG0LDS, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. JEWG0LDS

    JEWG0LDS
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 17, 2012
    Messages:
    64
    Occupation:
    I am a proud breeder of Kosher Rape-Spiders
    Home Page:
    Greetings to ED forums persons! My name are Yuri Kacznski & I am an Russian half-Jew who are reside in Southern England (being an dirty money grubbing half-Jew i am fully accept that I are 50% responsible for doing WTC)

    I am born in former Soviet province of Kracznoyarsk to family of turnip farmers who are raise me in happy home that practice wholesome traditional Jewish satansim & Kaballistic ritual. When I am young, my father are apply regular beatings with bicycle chain & he are instill a strong sense of disciplins within me.

    In 1998 I am join glorious Russian Army to make war on many evil Chechens.

    In 2006 I am recieve dishonourable discharge from Russian Army ascertaining to psychological problems & other misdemeanour.

    In 2008 I am move to England to learn of their native language (Now I am speak English very well!)

    I used to have an cat (who i am name Mr Sergei-Sokolov) but someone break into my house & steal him. (I am have strong belief crime was commited was an mossads) Then Mr Sergei Sokolov is return to me, dead. They are cut his feets off.:noes:

    I am have an passionate, unbridled HATRED for many things including (but not limited to) asspies, weeaboos, furrys, Sonic an Hedgehogs, fanbois, hipsters, wogs, childrens, facebooks, fangirls, camwhores, Twilights, niggers, prawns, usp-fucktards, mormons, scifags, wolfaboos, dogfuckers, Family Guy, Robbie fucking Williams, emos, chavs, gyppos, gooks, Irish bog-wogs, wops, guidos, MTV, faggotry, WoW, rap, Micheal Bays, jewtubes, and many many many more things too numerous to list.:rage:

    I am eat many medications for my insomnia & former addiction to morphines:pills:

    When I am an small childs an Rabbi did cut off my foreskin & eat it.:jewnose:

    I am big fan of such things as Unabomber, Warhammer 40K & also Teds Danson "Blackface"

    I are 40 years old.

    There, I am now complete compulsory "introduction post" - I am look forward to conversing with the many fine , tolerant educated minds that are inhabit these forums.
    Thankyou-
    Yuri
     
  2. minty

    minty
    Expand Collapse
    toymaker

    Joined:
    May 6, 2012
    Messages:
    7,819
    gtfo
     
  3. oddguy

    oddguy
    Expand Collapse
    The Prime Memeister

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2011
    Messages:
    26,856
    Occupation:
    rare deepwater jew
    Home Page:
    lol it's my brother.
     
  4. Khanzer

    Khanzer
    Expand Collapse
    EDF official mascot

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    7,516
    Occupation:
    Wizard
    OMG we can be like BBF!
     
  5. JEWG0LDS

    JEWG0LDS
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 17, 2012
    Messages:
    64
    Occupation:
    I am a proud breeder of Kosher Rape-Spiders
    Home Page:
    I am very honoured to accept "BFF" offer. Yuri can get very lonely sometimes.............
     
  6. oddguy

    oddguy
    Expand Collapse
    The Prime Memeister

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2011
    Messages:
    26,856
    Occupation:
    rare deepwater jew
    Home Page:
    Why? because his English is as bad as yours?
     
  7. JEWG0LDS

    JEWG0LDS
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 17, 2012
    Messages:
    64
    Occupation:
    I am a proud breeder of Kosher Rape-Spiders
    Home Page:
    Shalom again my brother. Let us begin an insidious infiltration & subversion of the goyim!
     
  8. Khanzer

    Khanzer
    Expand Collapse
    EDF official mascot

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    7,516
    Occupation:
    Wizard
    OMG yay!
    Don't be jelly, you are still my BBF too.
     
  9. Zozmal

    Zozmal
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2011
    Messages:
    881
    Occupation:
    King of the Shoutbox
    Such a beautiful list. :qq:
     
  10. JEWG0LDS

    JEWG0LDS
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 17, 2012
    Messages:
    64
    Occupation:
    I am a proud breeder of Kosher Rape-Spiders
    Home Page:
    Thankyou friend. Although list is a bit tl;dr I am believe it is 100% rightous hatred. I am assure you it is just the TIP of the iceberg too. Yuri has much hatred to go round!
     
  11. oddguy

    oddguy
    Expand Collapse
    The Prime Memeister

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2011
    Messages:
    26,856
    Occupation:
    rare deepwater jew
    Home Page:
    :hug:
     
  12. minty

    minty
    Expand Collapse
    toymaker

    Joined:
    May 6, 2012
    Messages:
    7,819
    ...okay, fine. you can stay.
    :hug:
     
  13. Khanzer

    Khanzer
    Expand Collapse
    EDF official mascot

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    7,516
    Occupation:
    Wizard
    Bitch plz.
     
  14. minty

    minty
    Expand Collapse
    toymaker

    Joined:
    May 6, 2012
    Messages:
    7,819
    octosquid pls
    :dolan:
     
  15. JEWG0LDS

    JEWG0LDS
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 17, 2012
    Messages:
    64
    Occupation:
    I am a proud breeder of Kosher Rape-Spiders
    Home Page:
    I am very honored you are decide to let me stay in glorious ED forums despite being an dirty half jew & cancerous newfag. If I may enqure, what made you change your mind oh fickle one?
     
  16. Zozmal

    Zozmal
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2011
    Messages:
    881
    Occupation:
    King of the Shoutbox
    Trust me, I know how it feels to hate so many things you can't even begin to list them. In fact, I'm sure everyone here does.
     
  17. minty

    minty
    Expand Collapse
    toymaker

    Joined:
    May 6, 2012
    Messages:
    7,819
    i joke around a lot. take very little of what i say seriously.
     
  18. JEWG0LDS

    JEWG0LDS
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 17, 2012
    Messages:
    64
    Occupation:
    I am a proud breeder of Kosher Rape-Spiders
    Home Page:
    Amen to that my friend! Thats why I am here! I have lurk on ED for many a night, drinking in the rightious hatred & truth & I am now feel it is time to add my voice to the collective (which is probably comparisable to urinating into an ocean of piss........but fuck it!) Regardless, it is nice to meet like minded folk. This here cancerious newfag is grateful for your nice comments btw;)
     
  19. Zozmal

    Zozmal
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2011
    Messages:
    881
    Occupation:
    King of the Shoutbox
    I see how it is. Meet me by the nearest McDonalds dumpster for some :Rape:
     
  20. Kenneth

    Kenneth
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2011
    Messages:
    1,044
    Occupation:
    Tesco
    I don't care what you guys are thinking the whole pretend to be a jew straight out of "life and fate" isn't even funny now and will soon become less so . "I am thinking that getting out you should fuck"
     
  21. JEWG0LDS

    JEWG0LDS
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 17, 2012
    Messages:
    64
    Occupation:
    I am a proud breeder of Kosher Rape-Spiders
    Home Page:
    Thankyou all for making this filty semite noob cancerfag feel welcome. I am now off to play "Skyrim(job)" where I shall attempt to ride the clockwork rape dragon., slay a scat-bongade ogre & pssibly climb up an wall of dicks! I shall return tomorrow. Until then......."adieu, adieu,to you & you & you.
     
  22. minty

    minty
    Expand Collapse
    toymaker

    Joined:
    May 6, 2012
    Messages:
    7,819
    what are you playing as? i'm hoping it's a big-nosed pickpocket thief by the name of "kike"
     
  23. JEWG0LDS

    JEWG0LDS
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 17, 2012
    Messages:
    64
    Occupation:
    I am a proud breeder of Kosher Rape-Spiders
    Home Page:
    How dare you sir. I am an REAL half jew on my mothers side. How would you know otherwise? Are you psychic?
    I am demand satisfaction for this gross defamation & slight against my good character in form of an duel.
    I am choose pistols at dawn. @oddguy shall be my second.
    I shall await you upon the dueling field.........................or at the Thunderdome!(where "Two men enter, one man leaves")
     
  24. JEWG0LDS

    JEWG0LDS
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 17, 2012
    Messages:
    64
    Occupation:
    I am a proud breeder of Kosher Rape-Spiders
    Home Page:
    Close! I am an dirty dunmer sneak thief!
     
  25. Trixie

    Trixie
    Expand Collapse
    The Nicest Poster on EDF2

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2011
    Messages:
    5,805
    Occupation:
    I work in a library.
    welcome!!! :nyan:

    i see that you are " a proud breeder of Kosher Rape-Spiders "...
    please don't let @Ronny know because he may smother them with plastic & duct tape
     
  26. JEWG0LDS

    JEWG0LDS
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 17, 2012
    Messages:
    64
    Occupation:
    I am a proud breeder of Kosher Rape-Spiders
    Home Page:
    Thanyou for kind welcome Trixie. My Kosher Rape-spiders are (for now) sequestered within another dimenson (the one that Carl Sagan lives in i think) so they should be safe from @Ronny 's duct-tape wrath. If any escape, rest assure I am smash them with an hammer! I smash then up good!
    Yuri
     
  27. Trixie

    Trixie
    Expand Collapse
    The Nicest Poster on EDF2

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2011
    Messages:
    5,805
    Occupation:
    I work in a library.
    excellent!
    @Ronny would be happy to read that.
     
  28. ge5undhe17

    ge5undhe17
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    7,019
    Occupation:
    Lab Tech
    ey Niko

    let's play Bowling
     
  29. JEWG0LDS

    JEWG0LDS
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 17, 2012
    Messages:
    64
    Occupation:
    I am a proud breeder of Kosher Rape-Spiders
    Home Page:
    FUCK YEAH! BOWLING! gtbolw.JPG
     
  30. Massgrav

    Massgrav
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    1,962
    Occupation:
    Pariah
    Home Page:
    When did ED:F become a fucking role playing forum? First a fucking toaster "I am a toaster hehehehe" and now Borat? 3....2.....1.... que the bloody lvl 15 paladin!!!

    fuck-you_120866309.