Grandmother successfully sued by family after falling downstairs while carrying granddaughter

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  1. Harpoons

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    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...irs-while-carrying-granddaughter-7800825.html
     
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    So WTF were the kids parents doing that they couldn't take care of their shit kid anyway?
     
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    Looks like we got another candidate for the new "I can count to potato" mascot!
     
  4. Tom

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    I fucking hate old people.
     
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    ive warned society against the dangers of the elderly.

    meet me in the corn fields tonight so we can discuss how "he who walks behind the rows" can help us systematically terminate the butterscotch riddled enemy.
     
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    All this is for the money, nobody cares about the baby.
     
  7. Weezus Christ

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    babies are gay. they never did anything for anybody.
     
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    But remember that some of those babies can become in useful and successful person or the next lolcow.
     
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    true but not all of the baby turtles make it to the ocean. sometimes old women fall down stairs with them.
     
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    joe, your inevitable bastard will be the saddest, nerdiest, most pony loving cutter ever.
     
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    My retarded, overgrown offspring will be giving your meek, frail, chess playing niglets wedgies and swirlies.
     
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    dude. Your kids would be busy writing my little pony fanfics. They'd also be tiny.
     
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    Nowadays people are turning on their own families like starving dogs. The uncanny resemblance to 1984 is unsettling.
     
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    We already pretty much live in 1984. Which is sad really, as we were quite adequately warned.
     
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    How about I invite you over for your drink of choice: It may or may not be pleasant.
     
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    In such a case suing isn't smart. Instead, throw her repeatedly down the stairs until she dies. That way you gain your inheritance and her corpse to hang on your wall. Not to mention teaching her the importance of being careful around stairs.
     
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    is there any way to weaponize staircases to keep old people off our lawns?
     
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    You'll be old one day

    Stop talking shit about the generation that GAVE YOU LIFE YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE PONCE
     
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    yeah, they suck
     
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    Or..or... They Could be awesome SOBs just like me :cool:
    its okay that your jelly cuz u c4n'7 b3 4W350M3 L1K3 M3, but don't be jelly of all dem bronies :awesome:
     
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    bronies are a pretty low rent class.
     
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    If by low rent you mean AWESOME.
    sure we got our batch of freaks, but so do you.
     
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    no. bronies suck.
     
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    How would you punish the grandmother?
     
  27. KimmoAlmPhoenix

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    Should we make a World Baby Killers By Elder Abuse day in response to the World Elder Abuse Awareness Day coming on the 15th of this month? Everybody is special, y'know.
     
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    you can joke all you want, but seriously bronies are lame.
     
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    Help! I've fallen and can't get up!
     
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    nope, bronies are master race.