govt s gunna take our internet over on 11 20 11?

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  1. beefrave

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    lol theyre gonna take it over on my birthday
     
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    So... they're planning to nationalize internet service providers? Or are they going to confiscate every server in your nation? WTF?
     
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    Nah, just erecting a massive "great firewall."
    Like what they've got in Australia, but not quite so concerned about small tits and saggy pussy lips.
     
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    I'm sure it still feels like 1998 in Belgium where the word "firewall" isn't laughed at.
     
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    You've never heard of the "Great Firewall of China"?
     
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    Circumvented all the time.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    damn the party is over
     
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    What fucking party? It's a bunch of guys stealing, looking at porn and sometimes doing homework and research.
     
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    Holy crap.
     
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    Its not the government! Its the ancients trying to get revenge on me for stopping their evil plans to hatch the behemoth!
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    thats what im saying ...I hope in the future everything stay the same as now
     
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    Why can't you fucking Americunts write dates correctly?

    DD/MM/YYYY

    Putting the MM first is FFfucked.
     
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    It's just a test on the governments' emergency response signal you faggots.
     
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    Fuck I completely forgot this thread was about that.
    Yeah, its not like your porn is gonna shutdown because we are DEFCON 2 so settle down.
     
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    This is bullshit!
    I was half done
    I WAS HALF DONE !!!!!
     
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    Well, seeing as theres no 20th month we'll be ok :D
     
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    Because only douche bags say "14th of November, Twenty Eleven." People say "November 14th, Twenty Eleven."
     
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    Spoken like a true Americunt.

    I can't wait until the yellow hordes from the east overrun your fucking country and make you all slaves in their iPhone factories.

    Then you'll be fucking writing right to left in stupid little chink pictures, and won't have to worry about which way douchebags write dates.

    Either that, or the Mexicans out breed you. They can't tell what time it is (apart from siesta), let alone what the fucking date is.
     
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    While the specific details may differ, you Americans should know that everybody wants this to happen. Including your so-called allies. Especially your so-called allies. (Except, maybe, I don't know, Israel, perhaps? But I'm sure even the IDF can find another sugar daddy.)
     
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    Lets be honest here scumhook. To a mexican, Siesta time is all the time. It's a wonder they have the time or inclination to have a nationwide drug war.
     
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    because outside of easily accessible cocaine and Tequila what else has that country got going for it?
     
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    exactly.
     
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    Now that's a tourism slogan I can get on board with.

    Fucking fly me over NOW!!

    The bastards have tacos & chalupas to eat after the drugs and booze wear off (and before you start on the next lot).
     
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    And you successfully live off like $1k FOR EVER (unless you get kidnapped or are named Anon Emus and meet Los Zeta members)
     
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    which are probably infested with every sort of parasite and disease known to man.
    Or the meat is made up of all the people that the Los Zeta executed.
     
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    Do you think Los Zeta are pissed that noone thinks they are nice gu- oh wait they never were nice, were they?
     
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    It still won't change the fact that nobody says "14th of October" when speaking casual English.
     
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    The sleeping dragon is our bitch, and like it or not the whole world is going to be our bitch one day. By the time the Eurofags get their heads out of their asses we'll be squeezing Saudi Arabia like our oil-spewing cock to fill the H3 stretch hummers that are in every driveway in America.
     
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    not really.
    but they sure are a creative sort!