Got Hit by a Car

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Negi Springfield, Jul 17, 2012.

  1. Negi Springfield

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    The car wasn't going that fast so I got lucky and didn't get that hurt. I just have some cuts and some bruises, but no broken bones. I know no one cares and probably wishes it went worse, but I thought I should say something here about this whole bullshit thing.

    I'm in some pain, but otherwise ok. Went to the hospital and they said to take some painkillers and let it run it's bullshit course. My glasses came out of this in better shape than I did, so I'm glad. Blood wasn't bad either, just a little bit on my clothes from the cuts.

    Ask me anything or just cajole me for being so stupid as to get hit by a car.
     
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  3. Negi Springfield

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    I actually was almost to a paranoid level careful.

    Indian drivers man...
     
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    Aww poor you.
     
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  6. Negi Springfield

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    No.

    I was very lucky and didn't get hurt too bad.
     
  7. n1bblir

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    HIT BY A CAR?! CALL WIILIAM MATTARD!
     
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    EDF could just have enough bad luck to save you from the car so you could keep posting.
    Maybe next time, yeah?
     
  9. Negi Springfield

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    Maybe next time.

    :D

    <3 u
     
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    Just glad you're Okay. keep hanging In there, Negi.
     
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    next time ill be driving a semi
     
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    I got hit by a car, when I was walking on a zebra crossing when the lights were green during broad day light. Shit drove me paranoid for months. I always thought I would be invulnerable when I obeyed traffic rules.
     
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    At least you got some good painkillers.
     
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    You went to the hospital for what, exactly?
     
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    Negi what that fuck are u doing men? Walking on the middle of the street?
     
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    When I lived in Vancouver, I was especially broke.
    One night as I walked home, a car, making an illegal left turn just about hit me on a crosswalk while I had the signal. It wasn't going that fast, but had it hit me, I'd have gotten pretty fucked up (broke something for sure.) As the diabolic engine came at me, I side-stepped away from harm; the car missed me by mere inches. Inside I could see the bitch chinawoman driving was on her cellphone...

    I was SO MAD. Not because of her shit driving, but because I had dodged her car. There was a ton of witnesses around. Had she hit me, I'd have been set to launch the biggest lawsuit ever against her, or maybe I'd have demanded $2000+ dollars down, under the table. I mean, from the illegal turn, the crosswalk in my favour, to the fact she was on a cellphone which is a big deal here in Canada... if only I had just leaned into that car. I sometimes wish I wasn't so prone to caring about my body and bones... I'd have had so much easy money.

    SO @Negi Springfield I say to you - GET HIT BY CARS. DO IT. AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. Learn from my mistake. If the impact won't kill you, suffer the broken bones and reap big the rewards of another person's delicate misfortune. Seriously.
     
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    You're lucky. I fell off a 5 story building facing the floor and got some pretty bad bruises on my face.
     
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    was there any damage to the car?
     
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    sorry about your lack of injury and boring story negi.


    one time this van full of mexicans flashed a gang at me while i was walking to a job interview. i was in an empty meek's lumberyard parking lot
    and i saw them flash something at me so i smiled and waved and returned the same gesture. so they put on their blinker and entered the lot i was
    walking through, so i waited and figured they would ask me for some drugs or something.

    nope.

    they slammed their foot on the fucking gas pedal and tried to run my ass over! i did some kind of matrix-like spin maneuver and the van only grazed
    me a little bit the first time around, the wheels screeched and it came back for a second run. the parking lot was totally empty except one lone truck
    so i ran and jumped in the back of it. as i suspected they didnt ram the truck. i fully expected them to get out so i brandished a knife i keep on me and
    threw my arms up, figuring i was going to get overpowered but i could at least disembowl and mutilate one or two of them...

    the fucking pussies drove off.

    i was so fucking pissed. my adrenal was going and i was screaming the kind of growly rage scream your vocal cords can only make when you have been
    pushed over the edge of sanity.

    after the adrenaline wore off i realized that the van actually hit me harder than i thought. i limped the rest of the way to the job interview out of breath and
    my voice all raspy. it was also the middle of summer and i was drenched in sweat.

    the fuckers rescheduled the job interview when i got there.

    lol.

    i hate mondays.


    lesson learned though, when a car full of spics wave or make a hand gesture, dont return it.

    or carry a gun.

    either one i guess.

    thats the third time someone has tried to murder me with a car.

    i could tell the story of when i was ran over six times by someone trying to murder me but i probably have about a zillion times by now.
     
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    no, tell us about this again
     
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    on my birthday some fucker that didnt take his meds went nuts and threw a stereo at me so i chased him outside and he got in his car and then ran me the fuck over several times.

    i suffered massive head trauma and woke up days later nearly dead. they dragged me in the house because they were just waiting for me to die. fuckers didnt even call an ambulance.

    anyway, i spent about 2 weeks unable to talk and everyone thought my brain was fried. i slowly recuperated from severe paranoid delusions and i think im pretty much back to normal now.

    that was almost a year and a half ago. it took forever to feel normal again.

    oh and while all of this shit was happening to me my ex girlfriend was coming over and driving me completely out of my fucking head.

    thats not close to the worst shit ive been through but its definitely a runner up. haha
     
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    well i hope you have learned that when a guy throws a stereo at you, don't chase him
    you were obviously in the wrong
     
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    i never did get revenge on that guy.

    i kind of identify with going apeshit insane and doing crazy fucking shit so i just let it slide. not even mad.

    if he had been sober and in a sound state of mind id be wearing his teeth on a necklace.
     
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