Got a drug test tommorow

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by madh8r, Sep 19, 2011.

  1. madh8r

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    I've been smoking up until 5:00 PM this evening. I'm taking a grip of niacin, and I'm spending the rest of the day working out and drinking water and pissing, and when I'm ready to piss at 8:00 AM tommorow I'm going to piss in the toilet first, and then use the last of my piss to fill to the cup. Amidoinitrite?
     
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    Nope.

    Unless you found a way to have exactly 0.0 fat cells in your body, you won't pass.



    Unless of course, you never smoked weed at all and your plan is to come back saying "whew, I passed" to make yourself look cool or something.
     
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    Hahaha, fag. Have fun in prison (or since I doubt it's for a job, have fun in your parent's room without any TV privileges). Although, Atomic Joe probably has the right idea.
     
  4. madh8r

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    My friend tried the same method, but for a week and it worked for him
     
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    Instead of doing this you should drink a few bottles of mr muscle, it really cleans out your internal u-bend.
     
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    For the BEST possible de-tox, go to Walgreens and buy a bottle of Sodium Nitrate. Lemon flavor is most tolerable. Drink the whole bottle. You're going to SHIT YOUR BRAINS OUT all weekend, but it flushes your system out totally.
     
  7. Lucky

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    Joe speaks from experience.
     
  8. Lucila

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    That'll do it
     
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    Cut ur dick
     
  10. Atomic_Joe

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    An old roommate of mine was a tremendous stoner. He swore by it.

    Me, I wanted to see which one of us could go the longest without pooping.

    I won, naturally.
     
  11. Lucky

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    But Joe, you love to poop.
     
  12. madh8r

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    It's rescheduled, how anticlimactic. And I've actually been given salt peter before to hilarious results
     
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    Think of it as a"quality VS quantity" situation: I could either poop several somewhat funny poops throughout the day...

    OR

    ...I could shit a gut-bustingly hilarious mega deuce that stops up the super powerful toilet WITHOUT the use of toilet paper.
     
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    I know this guy who likes to pee for other guys...
    I met him at Sears. He works there as a family photographer, and he isn't into any drugs. Pedo and peeing for other guys is his thing. He's probably clean. Maybe he could be of use to you?
     
  15. Lucky

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    I've heard they make pretty good money. I'm clean, I should look into that...
     
  16. madh8r

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    They do make good money. I knew a guy who sold his piss to his coworkers for $20 a bottle
     
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    He does it for free, for the love of it. But yeah, you can make serious scratch selling your pee. Go for it.
     
  18. Lucky

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    I kinda wish they drug tested at work now. Pretty sure I'm the only person that would pass.
     
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    Lol drug tests. Also what the fuck is happening in your sig Lucky?
     
  20. Lucky

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    Pokemon.
     
  21. I_Cant

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    why are you even taking drugs anyway? don't you have any better way to have fun?