Google puts CP warning on 13k search terms

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  1. zaiger

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    This comment sums up how internet censorship generally works out:
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    Somehow the British government is worse for Internet censorship then the US gov. If they had had their way they would have made Google block all 13,000 arbitrary terms instead of just putting up a warning.
     
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    And they changed the safesearch options on my side of Google Images from "text, imagery or none" to "relevant or filtered". What the heck kind of a choice is that? Where is my cp?
     
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    In all seriousness, if ur searching Google for any kind of porn you are a noob.
     
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    but how the hell am i going to find the original stuff fast?
     
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    Go to a forum or website where the stuff is originally posted.
     
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    If people spent half as much effort combating child trafficing, the Voystra, and other groups like them, as they do on PR campaigns to convince the world how much they hate child porn, there would probably be much less CP to distribute.
     
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    child porn is expensive because it's illegal. it's very profitable thanks to this.
     
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    I am not sure I understand. Are you telling me there are people that just go on the internet and pay for things? Why would they do that? What kind of people are these?
     
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    There you go. :)

    The same sort that go to strip clubs, I imagine.
     
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    Just proves how absolutely retarded government officials are ( or are willing to appear to please the public).
     
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    Maybe for you.
     
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    In twenty years' time, I can only guess I'm not going to be allowed to do my work without constant supervision from a personal workplace health and safety staff member, filling out a hundred and twenty documents for things as mundane as boiling water for coffee, a people of colour advisor and a copy of a dictionary of pronouns strapped to my waist. Oh. And a suit made of bubblewrap.
    What if alcohol gets banned?! I don't think I'd be able to live in that kind of world. ;_;

    Also, this is going to end in almost everything being tagged as CP. It's going to be funny as fuck, but also sad, but hilarious.
     
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    Don't worry, this'll make a whole grey market of speakeasies. People stole shit even in the Soviet Union. Just look at internet piracy today.
     
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    Tl:dr; They are not doing anything against people producing the stuff
     
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    they're making them richer, that's all.
     
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    Most big companies are implementing web restrictions. I can't go on any site that has to do with "radio, sports, weapons, forums" and a bunch of other things I haven't bothered to try yet. It feels like fucking high school. They say it's to "prevent malware" yet a lot of the sites like siriusxm are all secure and validated. It's a trasnparent attempt to crack down on what we're allowed to do while we sit at our desks pretending to do work for 8 hours. Maybe the idea is that I'll get so bored I'll actually start doing my job.
     
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    We all find ways of getting around that though so I don't see why they bother. There's even our phones if we are incapable of using a computer.

    Also everything tends to lead back to genitals. If workers can do nothing else...
     
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    All thumb drives and external HDs have to be encrypted in order to work on our machines. I haven't tested this because I haven't felt like getting an earful from my obnoxious boss, but I have a feeling it's true.

    I sit in a dead zone. The wifi doesn't let anything that isn't one of our imaged laptops or towers on. When I'm really bored and annoyed I just get up, go to the bathroom, and sit in the stall playing games on my cell phone. It's primitive, juvenile, and rebellious, but then again so is blocking most non-work-related sites.
     
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    For my own part, I forgive your country because it produces things like this.
     
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    For anyone facing strict workplace internet restrictions, try viewing cached pages and always access search engines via HTTPS.
     
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    Yeah, I kind of expected the GIF to turn into some kind of crushing porno when I first saw it.

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    Have all these bird-related gifs. I found them all in a file on my computer called "shizZ is magical mayne".
     
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    Man I love this "search for image with Google" thing. It makes shit so much easier sometimes.