Google Glass Bans Porn App

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  1. uberfukken

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    There will eventually be an app that crops heads onto naked bodies in real time.
     
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    It seems that Google and Bing have come to a gentlemen's agreement, how lovely.
     
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    Damn it , I always wanted to see porn while I'm wearing glasses in public .

    I wonder if the next gen technology will have a realistic hologram where you fuck her in public.

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    I reckon the Google Glass will be pretty awesome, but I don't get why they want to ban adult content seeing as their main audience will be adults. Why not just add a safe search feature like they did for Google/Bing Images?
     
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    I don't get why google would block it, when people image searching porn is probably 50% of their traffic
     
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    So much for augmented reality peep shows
     
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    There are all kinds of freak outs going on about the Glass right now. Like how to deal with information Glass gathers from people who don't consent to have their information used on Google servers. Porn would have been the last thing I would worry about. Besides, if you walk around playing porn while staring at women, it's not like it's Google's fault, right @scumhook?
     
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    I can understand them not wanting you to access it in a public place, but what about in the privacy of your own home?
     
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    People had pretty much the same issues when mobile phones were brought out and when webcams started getting built into computers.

    A few people even freaked the fuck out about Kinnect because it can recognise body gestures, lol.
     
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    Honestly, I got a bit paranoid about that when I was studying graphic design. My teachers were full-on Mac fanboys and were all, BLAH BLAH BLAH THESE THINGS ARE GREAT but there's issues with the camera so don't pay too much attention, kids.
     
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    I don't know if they still do it, but the hard drive on the iMac G3 had a partition that was solely used to store everything you ever input into the computer as compressed text files, so they can review it if you ever had to send it in to apple
     
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    But that space could've been used for something else. D:
     
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    Well, the space could stay empty while a college student talks about how that empty space represents the logical fallacies of society and his mind, whilst sipping shit coffee from Starbucks?
     
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    This is harder than Scumhook's peen when he sees CP. :(
     
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    Of course they'd ban porn.

    Google Glasses are for faggots.
     
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    So when are you getting yours?
     
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    My startup Electronic Alchemists will eventually get around this bullshit censorship by the Jews at Google. Porn anywhere, at anytime is for everyone!
     
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    That's why I want one.

    Also because it will distract from the unsightly penis attached to my forehead.
     
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    You know, they're just screwing themselves. If they don't support adult apps. another company that will be making a similar product will, then everyone will flock to it.

    We've seen this before with uh- android, you know, the program that was made to take down the iPhone/OS? The program that google owns? These guys are fucking idiots. It'd be funny though if apple came out with glasses and then allowed porn on it, lol but I doubt that would happen. It'd probably be microsoft or something. Although, apple already supports certain apps that have adult content on them right now.

    Also how are people who wear glasses suppose to wear these things? I'm sure that includes the majority of google users or atleast 40% of them.
     
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    If they have enough disposable income to afford these scouter rip-offs, then they probably have enough to afford contact lenses.
     
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    That meme was precisely what I was trying to avoid.