Golden Ipod 2016

Discussion in 'Encyclopedia Dramatica Collaboration' started by Satanicdruggie, Dec 15, 2016.

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Who should be awarded?

  1. Ali David Sonboly - Munich Crusader (9 pwns)

  2. Bob8466 - School An-hero'er (ED Wiki lurker)

  3. Tiziana Cantone - Italian Cocksucker (Whore)

  4. Omar Mateen - American High Score (49 pwns)

  5. Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel - Peaceful Muslim Truck Driver (84 pwns)

  6. AcidChan - 4chan Suicide (Acid Injector)

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  1. Satanicdruggie

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    The year is almost to a close, and so it is time to award the annual Golden Ipod. There have been a handful of suicides/attacks that gained notable attention and internet relevance. Here is a brief introduction to the candidates. The winner will be chosen based on popular vote (or whoever gets off their ass to make the shoop). Other notable candidates presented for representation.

    Ali David Sonboly - Some arabic fag from Germany who shot up his city, selectively murdering or injuring nonwhite scum. Later found to have a notable presence online, namely on Steam, causing lots of drama and lulz before cops locked his profiles.

    Bob8466 - Some 15 year old punk from Iowa who brought a gun to school but bitched out and chose to off only himself. He was a frequent reader of the ED wiki and admirer.

    Tiziana Cantone - A shallow materialistic degenerate whore from Italy who cheated on her boyfriend, sending him a video of her brutally sucking off Chad. In an epic act of revenge, the ex-BF slutshamed this bitch into suicide, provoking international attention, where beta fags and cocksucker whores came to her defense.

    AcidChan - An anon on 4chan who became an hero by injecting fucking acid into his veins. i told u i was hardcore

    Omar Mateen - Closeted muslim terroist attains the american high score after shooting up the Pulse nightclub, killing 49 faggots. DISQUALIFICATION: Killed In Action

    Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel - Proved liberals were full of shit by managing to kill over 80 people without even using guns; he rented an assault truck instead. DISQUALIFICATION: Killed In Action

    Ted Cruz's Campaign - faggot

    Hillary Supporters :bj::a2m:

    The image to shoop: https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/7/7f/Golden_iPod_Mercer_2015.jpg
    Since it's 2016, I suggest editing the 32GB to 64GB, 128GB, or 256GB.

    Since the last 3 (2013, 2014, 2015) winners have been mass shooters, I vouch for maybe giving the other candidates a chance, but that's up to you.

    Bonus Objective: Create a Golden Dildo award for Onideus or Omar Mateen for their sheer dedication to closeted homosexual rage.
     
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    What happened to the article?

    Also win:

    Untitled.
     
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    OP still has 16 days to shoot up his school and blow his brains out.
     
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    imo I believe Hillary Supporters should win just because it would be fuckin hilarious to see them rage.
     
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    Waiting on you. Four days left to shoot up your school
     
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    Um so I think it is time to make a real poll for golden ipod.
     
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    The suicide has to be in response to something so trivial a normal person would shrug it off and continue their day....like a lost iPod, or a bad grade.

    None of the nominees really meet that criteria.
     
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    Thats because OP is a retarded edgelord
     
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    He wouldn't have won Faggot of the Year against the Marietta Couch Machine either

    Edit: Nevermind, that was for the Golden iPod, which he did get a year later.

    Anyone who couldn't see he was a ticking timebomb wasn't paying attention (coughcoughFBIcough)
     
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