Goku VS Superman

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  1. The Doctor

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  2. TheForRealDeal

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    Superman's immortal
    He wins
     
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    goku,his power level is over 9000.
     
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    No fuck them both. Spider-Man wins by default.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Goku rape superman in a one on one match.... superman got a lot of powers but the powers of goku are divided by levels...and in each level got more powers..... ......yeah superman is immortal but to kill goku u have to like destroy a galaxy to kill the fucker.....
     
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    But that would mean Goku have an affair with Chi Chi. And he has a pussy mind.
     
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    No fuck him
    A challenger appears
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    Superman can bench press a planet and fly into a sun and is immortal.Goku is no bro he's a jap fuck yo.
     
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    Super*gay*man probably has a power level of at least 3000

    goku is over 9000 power level and can spirit bomb superman back to hell.

    however, if superman knew about the Dragon Balls, he can wish for Goku's permanent death. But since goku knows the dragon balls and superman doesnt, he can wish away superman's powers or so and crush him

    lets not forget that Goku can become super sayan 3, 4 or a golden great ape.
     
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    hes an alien not a jap !
    retard !
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    U mean the wife of goku?? lol ......still Goku murder superman:gaben:
     
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    both Superman and Goku are aliens

    Goku is a humanoid alien on steroids that can transform into a giant nigger ape while superman is a humanoid faggot who easily dies from a shitty green glowing space rock
     
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    my point is he is no jap.
     
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    We still on this shit? Superman has a bigger penis therefor he wins. The End.
     
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    well duh. since when can Japs raise their power levels to over 9000, transform into giant niggers apes during a full moon and transform into blonde-haired badass motherfuckers on steroids?
     
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    superman cant even reach a power level of over 9000
     
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    chuck norris will kill both of them. period.
     
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    also, majin buu or Cell can just absorb superman while hes not looking
     
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    Superman can juggle planets and fly faster then the speed of light.his power is over 10,000,000.
     
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    Superman cause even when Goku uses his ultimate moves his misses
    also Superman only dies once. ONCE
     
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    Since Goku, and not Superman, knows about the dragon balls, goku can just find them in a jiffy and wish Superman to hell or make him cease to exist.
     
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    It's got me fucked me why they never do shit like that in the series (bitch, I know it wouldn't sell a lot of episodes but fuck me, it'dd save having to watch the spirit bomb power up).
     
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    Goku is mai hasbando ^__^
     
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    More as that he literallity drained the fuck out of his powers to kill Doomsday, he just took time to recover.
     
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    Well, which Superman is it? I mean, yeah golden age Superman would get his head kicked in, but Crisis Superman would snap Goku's neck like it was a fucking straw.
     
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    Superman's arch nemesis is a bald nigger. His weakness is glow-in-the-dark rocks.Superman's stories are never identical by publication and he dies in one of them and suddenly just comes back to life in another series to get more of your jewgold. If money had penises, then DC comics is a raging money whore.
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    Goku battles intergalactic space aliens that can destroy planets with one finger,


    and he battles them when he's alive, when he's absorbed inside his enemies (majin buu), when he's dead, when he's resurrected, when he's alive again, when he turns back into a kid, when he's a giant monkey, when he has short hair, when he has long hair, when he has black hair, when he has blonde hair, when he just had a baby, and when his friends just died. Superman goes batshit depressed when Lois Lane dies and cries like a pussy for one bitch.
     
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    But speaking of the Bardock movie they did ripped of Superman a little bit. When Goku was in his spaceship he had his father spoke to him. Anything familiar?
     
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    I heard enough Krypton plots to know where this is going...
     
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    "Kryptonite! My one weakness..." - Superman, in every single fight he has every had that mattered.
     
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    anyone who thinks superman would win a fight with goku is stupid and gay.