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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    what is the meaning of this!?
     
  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    Do they want total war? Do they want a war more total and radical than anything that we can possibly imagine today? Because that's what they're going to get if they don't give up the archive.
     
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    i say we just start firebombing orphanages and chuck E. cheeses until they do.

    dont bomb the peter piper pizzas though. peter piper pizza is the shit.
     
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    The policy of appeasement has failed. How much longer must we sit idly by while the parasitic infestation we call Oh Internet continues to plague the internet unabated? Not only did they wage a war of extermination against our most beloved of sites but now they've decided to wipe our very memories and destroy the records of our existence. They continue to take nibbles at us, hoping that we don't notice. And we didn't notice. But now there's almost nothing left and we cannot allow them to nibble further. They must know that they will burn themselves if they touch the fire that is our resolve. We did not start this war, but we will finish it.

    Brothers, sisters, are you prepared for war?
     
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    Do you want
    Total war?
    Throw out christ
    and bring back Thor
    Do you want
    Total war?
    Unleash the beast
    in man once more?

    DO YOU WANT
    TOTAL WAR?
     
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    This is the only content that I submitted to EDF that I miss and want back badly. It was my magnum opus.

    (Also I'd like back my story about "backpacking" - using a backpack full of books on your back during sex to fuck harder / deeper using the extra weight.)
     
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    they have magnets for suction cups. With 8 huge arms, they are able to connect to and peel a submarine like a banana. It was my magnetic octopus. I want it back.
     
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    Can't have it, it doesn't exist.
     
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    That's what girls used to tell me about my chances of having sex with them. Like girls, I can find a way to rape the magnetic octopus problem. All I need is time and a few paid off people to prove my innocence who were "with me all night."
     
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    with that can do attitude I'm surprised you aren't living in Oprahs house now.
     
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    I choose not to live there. It's not that I don't.
    Besides, I'm busy working on a haunted October piece for Rolling Stone magazine: '3 Days and Night in Columbine.'

    First a nice dinner in the cafeteria...

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    ... then I'll settle down to write and hit the sack in the library

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    like these sleepy boys.
     
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    Those aren't bullets, they are SLEEPY NIGHT NIGHT NUGGETS.
     
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    And those arent guns, they're plastic and wooden teddy bears
     
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    i always imagine this when i was at school
     
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    Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold did more for angsty goth kids than Marilyn Manson ever could.