God molested Jesus

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I spoke to the almighty God himself using a secret program of mine.
I asked him if he ever molested his son Jesus, and look at his answer

He says he forgot, but he's totally just covering his secrets up.
 

CallMeMaggot

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Did He himself turn into that fucking holy dove to impregnate Mary in a surprise dive?

Zeus did it to shag a princess, but turned into a swan instead, way more classy
 

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I spoke to the almighty God himself using a secret program of mine.
I asked him if he ever molested his son Jesus, and look at his answer
I spoke to the almighty God himself using a secret program of mine.
I asked him if he ever molested his son Jesus, and look at his answer

He says he forgot, but he's totally just covering his secrets up.
He says he forgot, but he's totally just covering his secrets up.
i dont know whether you are an idiot or mentally retarded
 
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