God listens to Slayer

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    Since Slayer are obviously a TROO SATANIC band does this make God satanic?
     
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    You don't have to be Satanic to listen to good music.
     
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    Even 80 year old grandmas like Slayer.
     
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    Slayer isn't a satanic band, they merely use satanic imagery in their lyrics. I'm pretty sure Tom Araya is a Christian.
     
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    My grandma likes GWAR. Old people can be pretty cool sometimes.
     
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    I thought she listened to Slayer.
     
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    Grandma can't like Slayer AND Gwar at the same time?
     
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    But does God listen to Slayer?
     
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    Let's ask him!

    ...does he have a hotline of something?
     
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    I'd prefer to think Sagan listened to Slayer.

    Cause that just sounds awesome.
     
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    Damn. Last year they were only charging seven bucks per minute.
     
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    DaveFag94 has a direct line. I just hope you don't mind him plugging the phone cord up his ass.
     
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    As far as it goes for most, god hears everything. This means he does listen to Slayer.
     
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    God must like what he hears because he's blessed them with a successful music career, millions of dollars, fame and legions of fans.

    and holy shit they have the coolest album titles of any band ever
    1983 - Show No Mercy [PHCR-1107] 1984 - Haunting The Chapel (EP) [PHCR-16167] 1984 - Live Undead [PHCR-4109] 1984 - Till Death Do Us Part (Bootleg) [Vinyl Rip] 1985 - Hell Awaits [PHCR-1108] 1985 - Violent Brains (Bootleg) [Vinyl Rip] 1986 - Reign In Blood [MVCG-14] 1988 - South Of Heaven [25P2-2140] 1990 - Seasons In The Abyss [PHCR-1042] 1991 - Decade Of Aggression (2CD) [PHCR-2091-2] 1994 - Divine Intervention [BVCP-774] 1995 - Live Intrusion (Live) [Bonus CD] 1995 - Serenity In Murder (EP) [BVCP-9207] 1996 - Undisputed Attitude [BVCP-920] (Covers By Slayer) 1998 - Diabolus In Musica [SRCS 8698] 1998 - Stain Of Mind (EP) [SRCS 8772] 2001 - God Hates Us All [UICL-1012] 2003 - Soundtrack to the Apocalypse (Ltd. Ed. Box Set) 2006 - Christ Illusion [WPCR-12366] 2009 - World Painted Blood [SICP 2253]
     
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    I thought God occasionally lurked on EDF?
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    This

    Though He doesnt wright the lyrics for the most part . Technically King wrights the lyrics for most of the albums . King is a LaVeyist Satanist , which means he is a self worshiping atheist using satan (adversary) as a symbolic gesture of rejecting faith (never made much since to me).

    Good music is good music .
     
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    Of course