God Bless America!

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  1. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Here is why America is the freest, best nation on Earth.
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    It's all deadly. All for sale. And it can be delivered to your doorstep via UPS ground.
     
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    I don't see how buying overpriced airsoft weapons makes this country freer. You can clearly see the red tips on those things.
     
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    none of those are airsoft buddy, try again. Even the "golf ball launcher" uses .223 blanks fired from a real AR-15.
     
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    The deadliest thing in this thraed is the lethal quantity of faggottry exhibited by OP.
     
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    don't be jealous because in australia your guns have to be bolted to the firing range so you don't kill yourself with them.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Looks lethal, yep
     
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    You can buy a HK G3 for a little over one thousand bucks?
     
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    Nope, a PTR 91 KF is not a G3

    For a fully automatic, real G3 you can expect to pay 12.000$ or so. And maybe jail, cause they are banned.

    Anyways, at 1068$, those PTR are pretty cheap, its usual price is around 100 or 150 bucks more
     
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    You can buy a semi automatic SPORTER for over 1000 bucks. If you want the full auto (which is NOT banned tyvm). You have to find someone with an "amnestied" pre 1986 full auto reciever, and you are probably going to have to pay that 12 grand to them, and pay 200$ to the ATF and go through some paperwork. But then you can have it!
     
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    i don't know why..but this made me laugh really hard.
     
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    well of course they sell camping shit as well as guns.
     
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    Far as I know, they are in some states, like California, thus the "maybe". And their importation certainly is.

    But anyways I'm not an expert at all in USA firearms laws, so nevermind

    Btw, did u know that the G3 was an evolution of the spanish CETME? Lol
     
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    Well you'd fall afoul of specific California laws (pistol grip + detachable magazines) long before we got to talking about the full auto recivers. But most places in the US you can have it if you're willing to spend the time and the money.

    You just have to do the "National Firearms Act" paperwork and pay fora 200$ tax stamp. Same process is needed when you buy a silencer or a rifle/shotgun under a certain minimum length.

    EDIT: You're also correct in that you couldn't just have one imported from Germany. It would either be a local conversion make, or one imported before 86.
     
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    I LOVE THE SECOND AMENDMENT!!!
     
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    Other people in other countries are mad jelly. Say what you will, but America is pretty boss.
     
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    <insets message about how australia is better, recieves message about gun laws etc, etc>
     
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    you know australia sucks ass bro
     
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    yeah, good thing i'm not australian
     
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    Well I will say at least australia isn't as bad as wales.
     
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    You live in Bayswater, you can't use an angle grinder without it trying to kill you, and your hair looks like you shoved your cock into a power point.

    Being Welsh or Aussie is the least of your fucking worries.
     
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    whats all this, my hair is stylish
     
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    Just because you take more time than a girl to do your hair, and the goo you put in it could weatherproof a medium sized house, doesn't mean it's stylish.
     
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    goo??? hairspray, lad
     
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    Wouldn't it be easier to just get electrocuted?
     
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    Oh, well in that case YOU'RE STILL A POOFTER WHO SPENDS 3 HOURS DOING HIS HAIR
     
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    i get out of the shower, mess up my hair a little, and spray it, that takes roughly 2 minutes
     
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